I tried to air fry my Digiorno on the bake setting. Didn’t work as planned…sucks even more as this was my last thanksgiving pizza. I have to wait almost a year to get another one.
It’s not delivery, it’s not pizza either. I think you’re all good, police have actual pizza crimes to get to.
BlackandGreen19
Check food periodically? No chance
FukinFinny98
Nah add some more cheese it’ll be fine
GamerColyn117
I searched everywhere this year and wasn’t able to find any Thanksgiving pizzas. Was able to pick one up last year but seems like no one stocked them this year.
Old_Ben24
“Police have yet to identify the victim, but we believe it was a pizza; however, the local police chief states we won’t know until the lab results come back”
Key-Satisfaction4967
Sure did!
Former_Recording_998
Accidentally burned, innocent
Big_Lengthiness3450
Blursed pecan pie
SoCalCognac
Are we sure that’s a pizza and not a lasagna? Sorry friend, definitely guilty.
Your honor, my client has confessed fully and wishes to plead guilty. In exchange, he is prepared to accept as punishment having to eat a week’s worth of meals from r/ShittyFoodPorn
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Oh my…
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It’s not delivery, it’s not pizza either. I think you’re all good, police have actual pizza crimes to get to.
Check food periodically? No chance
Nah add some more cheese it’ll be fine
I searched everywhere this year and wasn’t able to find any Thanksgiving pizzas. Was able to pick one up last year but seems like no one stocked them this year.
“Police have yet to identify the victim, but we believe it was a pizza; however, the local police chief states we won’t know until the lab results come back”
Sure did!
Accidentally burned, innocent
Blursed pecan pie
Are we sure that’s a pizza and not a lasagna? Sorry friend, definitely guilty.
Zero lies detected.
You did, but this is a tragedy, not a crime!
https://preview.redd.it/d4o430layqbg1.jpeg?width=447&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a328d5e1d1a03dc1a5f43b8ab35320cda13d3f71
Your honor, my client has confessed fully and wishes to plead guilty. In exchange, he is prepared to accept as punishment having to eat a week’s worth of meals from r/ShittyFoodPorn
Got a coal burner? Might not be wasted. 😅
Are you sure? It’s hard to tell.
https://preview.redd.it/d7ocz4z5krbg1.jpeg?width=566&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7047b6d835f95b050d758d0b9dfde059347e866a
It’s more of an involuntary manslaughter than a murder, but still.
Yeah, I’d still eat it since it’s so rare. If you’re stoned, it being burned doesn’t matter much anyway.🚬🥴🤣
