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Can someone tell me where I can actually get the knife of my dreams? I can't find them anywhere

by DiscombobulatedArm21

36 Comments

  2. texnessa

    I wanna buy the pink whole heart shaped block for my Aged Aunt so fuckin bad. She’s 88, a human tank who is shrinking by the minute, has the intestinal fortitude of a feral raccoon like most English people who lived thru WWII rationing that didn’t end until ’54, eats an apple every morning that instead of peeling she carves half of it off with the skin using a paring knife from ancient Babylon with a bent tip and weird mini serrations that is so blunt that I wince watching this daily circus and she has the balls to be afraid of using my carbon steel Misono that she hides in a basket in its saya cover like its made out of kryptonite.

    And honestly, how much fun would it be to rock up to a stage and roll out my knife bag full of this shit? I would piss myself laughing.

  3. West-Vacation8190

    what a wonderful design. non grippable handles, heart shaped salmonella collectors on the blade, and a potentially shatterable blade

  4. rybnickifull

    Someone briefly explain this to me please, it doesn’t look like it has the legs of the chives but I just need to be prepared.

  7. _Red_Eye_Jedi_

    I just ordered the set and i will draw names out of a hat on Valentines day to give them away to my staff…Also, I only have four staff and its a four piece set including shears, so everyone gets somethign on valentines. #WinnerWinnerChickenDinner

  8. bb_cook

    Mods sure move fast… already with a tag for the pink knife lol

  10. DogPrestidigitator

    Speed holes.

    Talking about the knifes here.

  12. Mr_Goffalapoulos

    I left for like 4 hours. What’s with all the Paris Hilton knife posts??

  13. AzarielFox

    I’m no chef or kitchen worker, but what’s the appeal to these? I’ve seen like 10 posts about people wanting them and getting a hunch it’s a huge pr stunt

  14. Express-Parsnip-4339

    Post-chive KC… who could have guessed?

  16. Uwofpeace

    I googled Paris Hilton knives and you can literally buy them at Walmart.

  17. Real_Srossics

    Can I just say I’m obsessed? 😍🥰😘🥰😍🥰😘🥰😍

  18. ItsJustAUsername_

    I was really hoping that was a rose gold edge? But unfortunately that’s just the sheath. Smdh

  21. PhillyD760

    I want you to make me a knife. This knife must simultaneously imitate the most gaudy pink Bentley interior you can imagine on the blade, while the handle somehow resembles both lipstick and a vibrator. SO HOT!

  22. KrazyKatz42

    Has PH ever actually cooked anything in her life?

    I’, assuming someone else comes up with these concepts and she just approves them.

  23. Ok-Pineapple818

    Got my mother in law a 6 pc global set for Xmas, I’ve never felt like more of a disappointment….

  24. TheCosmicProfessor

    Pink is my favorite color, but my lord these are so ugly.

  25. WastingTwerkWorkTime

    I was at someone’s house at a party and they had gold knives and they were just hacking away at the perfectly cooked steaks

  26. Overtiredmommy

    To Paris’s PR People: Well done. 👏

  27. nosepainem

    the Hiltons suck?? Wtf is happening with this ad campaign!?

  28. BoxOfDOG

    I have a chef knife and santoku from this set, and they’re truly awful knives. Light as a feather, no counterbalance, the steel is dogshit, loses its edge super fast after sharpening. Just truly terrible, terrible quality.

    Favorite knives I own.

  30. see_you_than

    Can we get Paris Hilton to do an ama about her knives?

  31. BestAmoto

    I see them on amazon in a 3 pack for $24.99, though no speed holes. 

  33. Poziomka35

    I don’t know how good they are but in a world where every celebrity/influencer cashgrab is absurdly expensive, i applaud to paris for making these affordable

  34. Defiant_Sea_9681

    Don’t holes in knives make them structurally weaker and harder to sharpen?

  35. Carice_NL

    i bought the whole set at lidl two weeks ago