My Girlfriend cuts her spaghetti with a Scissor

25 Comments

1. 

   rearendcrag 3 weeks ago

   Is this even legal?

2. 

   Jim_Clark969 3 weeks ago

   What am I looking at anyway, despite the horror? 😉

3. 

   lasonna51980 3 weeks ago

   They make short pasta

4. 

   DayOneDude 3 weeks ago

   straighttojail.jpg

5. 

   DayOneDude 3 weeks ago

   I thought this was rice pilaf.

6. 

   Starscream147 3 weeks ago

   A scissor?

   https://preview.redd.it/gyzyln7dh6cg1.png?width=380&format=png&auto=webp&s=ad8b627bcf67c8fce42fa1bc05ea94e107629fb7

7. 

   ElliotAlderson2024 3 weeks ago

   That’s a crime against pasta.

8. 

   Potential_Can_7824 3 weeks ago

   you know where she needs to go….

   https://preview.redd.it/dim4if05i6cg1.jpeg?width=365&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37ae17d9ef85e12783dc45c82ba06c323ccdac7f

9. 

   Captaintripps 3 weeks ago

   Meanwhile over on r/scissors…

10. 

    GJosie23 3 weeks ago

    Fire her….or call the FBI…idk this seems like alien behavior.

11. 

    BHIngebretsen 3 weeks ago

    Obviously she’s an impasta.

12. 

    Ill_Paleontologist43 3 weeks ago

    we keep straying further from god

13. 

    DaveBoyle1982 3 weeks ago

    Probably uses heavy cream in carbonara, too.

14. 

    BreweryRabbit 3 weeks ago

    Is your GF 4?

    (Actually I take that back, my siblings loved twirling their spaghetti at 4)

15. 

    ZealousidealWhile719 3 weeks ago

    In Sweden we even sell pre cut spaghetti with Pippi Longstocking on the package… A whole nation of italians are crying.

    https://preview.redd.it/72tcw3p9j6cg1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af3a0c4507efdd363e548d39051e9d701fe3f416

16. 

    mmmpastaah 3 weeks ago

    at least you know it won’t work out before you get too serious 

17. 

    BenjaminDover02 3 weeks ago

    Buy her a bag of orzo

    Save her from herself.

18. 

    deadbeef1a4 3 weeks ago

    She needs professional help

19. 

    randominternetstuff1 3 weeks ago

    Biggest terrorist attack after 9/11

20. 

    JaneDoe93130 3 weeks ago

    It’s time to break up with your girlfriend. Sorry.

21. 

    SabziZindagi 3 weeks ago

    r/FoodCrimes

22. 

    jnazario 3 weeks ago

    Check out “Fideo” for this. Popular pasta dish in Mexico with shortened noodles.

23. 

    T_Peg 3 weeks ago

    Wtf just buy a different pasta shape

24. 

    aaaaaaaaaaa999999999 3 weeks ago

    https://preview.redd.it/akqr5iakr6cg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e907e7765ce9e0dc584637e480ce9310733a7553

25. 

    rooster4238 3 weeks ago

    https://preview.redd.it/pbxcqyvsu6cg1.png?width=194&format=png&auto=webp&s=e1103d60e2615e222f1910078fe8fb8566ef2209