Dont tell me to grind finer I stg…
Dont really need help, im still learning how to steam milk properly. Just got this espresso machine for christmas and its been a blast. Alot faster to operate than my last machine which was a DIY (i posted it in here a while back). But yeah I think I hit the word limit to post this now. Just thought this was funny
by homedpo_
34 Comments
It is always amusing how the default effed up late art tends to be phallic.
Clean your steam wand
That one’s a peepee!
Superbad vibes
Start trying to make some big ole penises. Bet it’ll start to look like something else.
Nothing wrong with a cockuccino
Embrace your truth!
Find a boyfriend
Just suck it up, and move on. Wait… that came out wrong. (That’s what she said!)
As long as it tastes good???…………..
Grind finer
Some of the lower end espresso machines steam wand isn’t intended to be like a commercial grade.. so milk frothing videos that use a better steam wand are going to give you the wrong durations and times and things… so you need to really play around with yours to really learn how to get good microfoam.. the milk should have no big air bubbles or larg efoam in there.. it should just get a bit thicker looking and have a shine to it and a thin layer should kinda stick to the edges of the frothing cup when you swirl it.
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You’re doing great! Who doesn’t like penises? Keep going!
Hi, I’ll take one peenspresso, 2 Splenda, with almond milk. Thanks.
So flacid…..
Don’t fix what isn’t broken.
Mom, Billy’s making dicks in the coffee again!!
Pls continue.
That’s a good one. Share more
My brother has the same problem, I’ve got nothing but nieces.
I’m at this phase of my latte art as well. I’ve accepted it at this point. At some point something will click and I’ll figure it out but I don’t care to force it. Coffee tastes good
Grindr finr, that’s what you really need
https://preview.redd.it/fhw7z3ifl9cg1.png?width=561&format=png&auto=webp&s=25b3978a2e3184cea9b07e72191708e557599bc3
If you ask me, that’s a great cockacino. Now, let’s talk about that filthy steam wand.
We’re gonna have to see some ID
Hmmm… How about pourover?
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I was so worried what I accidentally tapped on
Make them longer! You are welcomed!
Does it taste saltier than normal?
I’m sure you’re all aware of this by now, but this post feels like a good opportunity to tell everyone that “Latte” is a German word for “boner”.