how should i cook these ribs i found outside in a parking lot

by fat_frog_fan

30 Comments

  1. Best_Director_6363

    On high till black. Then it will have a nice crust.

  2. Ihaveaboot

    Best case is you post this dumb photo to multiple subs, and hope for an upvote or two. You’ve already done that.

    Worst case is you are serious and take someone’s advice and catch a case of Trichinosis.

    You tell me.

  3. techiegardener

    Take the temperature first to ensure they are not spoiled

  4. ledhustler

    Y’all ready to play some salmonella roulette

  5. taterthotsalad

    We need a status update in 48 hours after consumption. I want to know what you saw in your visions due to dehydration and fever. 

  6. BadHabitsDieYoung

    Wash them in mineral turpentine and then boil with 1 onion and a clove for 23hrs. Rest for 7.

  7. Dr_ManTits_Toboggan

    With the winter we’ve been having they should cook just fine on the sidewalk. Just throw on some SPG and come back this afternoon to spritz.

  8. It would only be fitting to wrap them in foil and stick them on top of the car engine; go for a long drive.

    Car-be-cue!!!

  9. JTGphotogfan

    Cool probably at room temperature perfect for cooking

  10. _WillieDustice

    You didn’t find ribs in a parking lot. You placed them there for a picture to post on reddit.

  11. liquidnight247

    Preboil
    Then bbq, don’t forget to baste

  12. Leave them be. Haven’t you ever heard of low and slow? 🥴