Hey chefs. My mom's entire kitchen is full of Paris Hilton and Pioneer Woman. This is one of the steak knives & the chef's knife from the Paris Hilton pink heart knife block set y'all have been loving lately, after about a year or less of use. Notice the silver, the missing chips, the scratches, etc?? Not worth it.

Don't fall for the fad of getting the cute pink and gold knives, the gold is a shitty quality coating and bits and chunks and flakes WILL peel off over time into whatever you're chopping. I feel like the chunk missing from #3 could've broken a tooth…

Please don't give your guests (or yourselves) any kinda metal poisoning or whatever from these this year, thanks for coming to my ted talk😅✨

by dead-eyed-darling

33 Comments

  1. Jealous_Acorn

    The Paris Hilton knives are shit???

    I’m devastated. I don’t think I’ll be able to go into work today.

  2. Over-Anybody-5308

    I thought we were getting these as a bit

  3. SlightDish31

    Woah woah woah, are you saying that cheap products are cheap?

  4. NickNightrader

    > My mom’s entire kitchen is full of Paris Hilton 

    wow there’s real people buying these LMAO

  5. CoppertopTX

    Tell your mom to stop putting her knives in the dishwasher to preserve the coating. I ordered gold anodized stainless for my cats to dine off of and the coating doesn’t hold up to the chemicals in the dishwasher compounds.

  6. Raynosaurus

    I’m sorry this is a surprise to you and your mom?

  7. Powers5580

    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha Paris Hilton Knives hahahahahahaha

  8. earfeater13

    Im completely shocked

    ![gif](giphy|BcMJvmwkmbyWpKkBj3|downsized)

  9. HoboJazzBand

    Next youre going to tell me my Faberware roll is junk too

  10. Thats_a_BaD_LiMe

    Wait. Just to /uj for a second. Everyone is buying these knives purely as a joke for this sub right? Are people buying these knives because they misread the joke?

  11. FClaramunt

    That’s called patina. Gives some character. Beautiful.

  12. SuperDoubleDecker

    I refuse to believe that Paris would sign off on anything less than the best quality of knives

  13. jizzyjugsjohnson

    You’re telling me the knives branded after some vacuous celebrity largely famous for honking dong on tape aren’t very good?

  14. THE_ALAM0

    Fellas I’m starting to think Paris Hilton isn’t a cooking influencer at all

  15. aramatize

    ~~fork~~ low quality paris hilton knife found in kitchen

  16. efcomovil

    Not possible, those are made of gold, like her hair. Or the gold that Golden Retrievers retrieve.

  17. hohoholden

    That flesh-colored rubbery glitter handle looks kinda like a dildo.

  18. KevinStoley

    Edit: direct post was removed by automoderator, I guess I’ll comment where I can to bring awareness.

    Paris Hilton is still directly associated with Hilton Hotels. Which recently chose to support and side with ICE agents. So if you buy or support this crap, you are supporting a brand that supports ICE.

  19. Wait so theyre not actually made out of solid gold?

  20. HawaktuahMatata

    When viral marketing goes wrong! Nice work OP.

  21. WhichVegetable8285

    Everything Hilton is shit.

    Fuck ICE.