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I only wish the handles were pink…
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I only wish the handles were pink…


I only wish the handles were pink…

by CTRexPope

33 Comments

  1. DismallyUpset

    Qapla’! Today is a good day to chive!

  4. Key_Special_8985

    Just no. Also, how many hands do you have?

  5. Loud-Magician7708

    Chopping chives with a bat’leth almost every day until this sub says it’s perfect?

    ![gif](giphy|toxHzBvds3qGA)

  8. TheCosmicProfessor

    You can make the handles pink though

  9. DreamingSnowball

    It bothers me that it’s the wrong way round.

  13. Maharassa451

    Time to find out if u/karmakrazi can draw a bird of prey.

  14. WaffleHouseGladiator

    For the glory of the Chive Empire!

    ![gif](giphy|yxPwhrxiO29rGhanOJ)

  16. snowballer918

    No little hearts in the blade? Is this amateur hour?

  18. Agile_Oil9853

    I absolutely would use a pink and gold bat’leth with heart cutouts

  19. Ugglug

    Usually are if you’ve had a productive day killing your enemies in battle. Otherwise you’re just a petaQ playing with a warriors blade.

  20. karigan_g

    crushed it. no like…it’s blunt. you crushed those chives

  21. bsensikimori

    SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

    (Is that thing dishwasher safe?)

  24. olivinebean

    ![gif](giphy|dm7NCpeyE63wSpwZbb|downsized)

  31. ETEvents

    These chives would be great on top of some fresh Gagh!

    ![gif](giphy|V9yGDnn4ZuucL7GF0W)