Guilty. The sentence is giving me the other 75% of the pizza.
Lagunamountaindude
That constitutes a major red flag
SoCalCognac
Cutting a circle out of the middle is bad enough, but I’m also outraged they couldn’t make a clean cut circle. At least that would be impressive. Guilty.
AzarielFox
I like the edges so I’m fine with it. And honestly at first glance I thought it was a giant circle or ranch someone poured over the pizza
TurtlesBreakTheMeta
This is petty and a major douche move, but unfortunately legal in the same way you can’t just arrest someone for being an asshole.
TrainAccomplished606
Absolutely not, that looks like a match made in heaven. Im a crust guy, so if she wants the middle, im in
Ok_Hat4181
She thinks your an asshole
u35828
What did OOP do to be rewarded with this kind of fuckery?
turquoise_amethyst
Oooh, I thought this was how OPs wife was “announcing” she *wants a* divorce
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Guilty. The sentence is giving me the other 75% of the pizza.
That constitutes a major red flag
Cutting a circle out of the middle is bad enough, but I’m also outraged they couldn’t make a clean cut circle. At least that would be impressive. Guilty.
I like the edges so I’m fine with it. And honestly at first glance I thought it was a giant circle or ranch someone poured over the pizza
This is petty and a major douche move, but unfortunately legal in the same way you can’t just arrest someone for being an asshole.
Absolutely not, that looks like a match made in heaven. Im a crust guy, so if she wants the middle, im in
She thinks your an asshole
What did OOP do to be rewarded with this kind of fuckery?
Oooh, I thought this was how OPs wife was “announcing” she *wants a* divorce
Why??? And for that matter HOW???
Your wife hates you. Go to pizza therapy