Picked this thing up at a gas station. It claims to pair well with pocket cheese. I don't know what a pocket cheese is.

by SnooCupcakes7018

36 Comments

  1. MarvelGirlForever

    A few years ago, I was camping with my wife and some friends and as we left, I went in the cooler and grabbed a few snack sized things of cheese. As we get in the car and start going the road, I pull the cheese out and say “do you want some Colby Jack cheese?” And she said “no I don’t want some damn pocket cheese! How long have you had that?” Because she had no idea I’d just grabbed it

  2. Pocket-cheese sounds like a euphemism.

    Cheese. Pairs well with … cheese. Brilliant.

  3. marabou22

    I’m nursing a vodka induced hangover right now and this image did not help lol

  4. splithoofiewoofies

    Pocket cheese is what happened to me when the wait staff at the wedding tried to take the cheese platters away.

  5. kenzie42109

    This seems like a business Ricky from trailer park boys would come up with

  6. guhguhguhguhguhH

    ![gif](giphy|BfAQEDhZ2LWPd4nguC)

    *Pocket cheese?*

  7. Biteityouskum

    Imagine throwing that up. That be worst than fireball coming out your nose.

  8. Geek_Wandering

    Add some burger/beef vodka and a splash of pickle vodka. Cheeseburger shots!

    If you want to go next all out onion, tomato, ketchup and mustard, and soft bun vodkas all exist.

  9. SouperAsylum

    I just looked it up and it seems like its meant to be used to make bloody mary’s. Somehow that makes it slightly less nauseating to imagine lmao

  10. Cheeseburger-BoBandy

    Well I only have shoe cheese on me so that’ll have to do

  11. Every Packers fan is drowning their sorrow in this right now

  12. jonk0731

    You see, the pocket cheese pairs well with my sock steak.

  13. SuspiciousSpliff

    I HAVE TRIED THIS!!!!! it is fucking disgusting. Made me gag. Tried in a bloody mary and it was still nasty as hell.

  14. Distinct_Discount534

    This sounds fu(7n gross…….FTP!!!!! 🐻👇

  15. TotalDumsterfire

    Just make sure you don’t put your pocket cheese in the same pocket as your pocket sand

  16. rewindwonderland

    This truly sounds gross. Thank you OP.

  17. HeyTheAdultsRTalking

    No.

    ![gif](giphy|NpL4D3Oc2bJUMAXF9P)

  18. CriticalMochaccino

    Probably tastes no more or less poisonous then other flavored vodkas.