The best places to eat.

by tapthisbong

8 Comments

  1. TheLuteceSibling

    It was made up specifically to encourage people to go on roadtrips and (by extension) buy more Michelin tires.

    I’m not even joking.

  2. jamapple

    Here mr. President. A Fifa world piece prize.

  3. reppiz01

    Isn’t every price or award kinda made up?

  4. NedandhisMate

    It has a certain understated stupidity

  5. TacetAbbadon

    Like Guinness deciding on world records, just because their managing director got into an argument on what was the fastest game bird in Europe on a shoot.

  6. NGL I’ve *considered* going for working at Michelin restaurants but the more I was in kitchens, the more I read about them, the less interested I became 😂 I would buy the books from the chefs but where I’m at now, I’m good on wanting to jump into one

  7. molassesfalls

    If you ever want to get really drunk, take a shot every time a contestant on Chopped says “Michelin”

  8. NotMyFirst_LastName

    Reminds me of the Wine Spectator points scale.

    95-100 Classic: a great wine
    90-94 Outstanding: a wine of superior character and style
    85-89 Very good: a wine with special qualities
    80-84 Good: a solid, well-made wine
    75-79 Mediocre: a drinkable wine that may have minor flaws
    50-74 Not recommended

    Wines cannot score below 50. You are wine? At least 50 points. Which skews the entire system!!

    I don’t give a fuck about wine points, but was hysterical when I learned that.