Found this in a cookbook tonight. I feel some kind of way.by Mayutshayut 10 Comments Mayutshayut 4 weeks ago It was in the onion cookbook by Brian Glover, I wanted to share the sauce. crumpledfilth 4 weeks ago “I will bring tears to her eyes.”thats a weird way to ask for a blowjob DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA 4 weeks ago Pure poetry Lick_My_BigButt_1980 4 weeks ago That poetry is a masterpiece, for all the world’s greatest raunchy nerds. thechilecowboy 4 weeks ago Splendid! Illustrious_Sir4255 4 weeks ago I can imagine a couple of Anglo lads absolutely guffawing at this likeEdward: “… I will bring tears to her eyes. What am I?”Wulfric: “*chuckling* oh come away from it, a phallus of cousre”Edward: “*holding back laughter* nay, nay, Im A leek!” SavingsAttitude3732 4 weeks ago Anglo Saxon? I know that guy 0xbdf 4 weeks ago I have one too.“What’s green, cylindrical, and leaky?” “A leek” Omit “green” for a dirtier implication. Stranger1982 4 weeks ago  saturday_sun4 4 weeks ago Amazing how things haven’t changed in so many years. Humans will always find dick and vagina jokes funny.
Lick_My_BigButt_1980 4 weeks ago That poetry is a masterpiece, for all the world’s greatest raunchy nerds.
Illustrious_Sir4255 4 weeks ago I can imagine a couple of Anglo lads absolutely guffawing at this likeEdward: “… I will bring tears to her eyes. What am I?”Wulfric: “*chuckling* oh come away from it, a phallus of cousre”Edward: “*holding back laughter* nay, nay, Im A leek!”
0xbdf 4 weeks ago I have one too.“What’s green, cylindrical, and leaky?” “A leek” Omit “green” for a dirtier implication.
saturday_sun4 4 weeks ago Amazing how things haven’t changed in so many years. Humans will always find dick and vagina jokes funny.
10 Comments
It was in the onion cookbook by Brian Glover, I wanted to share the sauce.
“I will bring tears to her eyes.”
thats a weird way to ask for a blowjob
Pure poetry
That poetry is a masterpiece, for all the world’s greatest raunchy nerds.
Splendid!
I can imagine a couple of Anglo lads absolutely guffawing at this like
Edward: “… I will bring tears to her eyes. What am I?”
Wulfric: “*chuckling* oh come away from it, a phallus of cousre”
Edward: “*holding back laughter* nay, nay, Im A leek!”
Anglo Saxon? I know that guy
I have one too.
“What’s green, cylindrical, and leaky?”
“A leek”
Omit “green” for a dirtier implication.
Amazing how things haven’t changed in so many years. Humans will always find dick and vagina jokes funny.