Looks like week old fermented mashed potatoes. How tf do you do this badly? lol.
maddoggunner53
Way too much pasta water. I also only add pasta water if the consistency is looking incorrect. Carbonara is a very technical dish: few ingredients and all about how you cook them. It takes practice finding the perfect heat to not overcook everything.
Rezzone
This might be harder to replicate than real carbonara.
drainofshower
What in the fuckity fuck?
bluey_2022
If Iām looking at
Egg yolks
Parmesan
Pasta water
You shouldāve kept mixing instead of stopping to take a pic
Sometimes things look split but they come back together if you just keep mixing
Otherwise ā¦ yum! Cheese and egg soup.
NeoViper101
I’m going to need you to apologize to that dish right now.
ivecompletelylostit
Oooof
odiin1731
Nailed it.
Buttery_Smooth_30FPS
Howā¦?!
ElectromagneticRam
Genuinely what the fuck is this
Impossible_Act5793
Spaghetti car banana
Habarer
sc1a_b3l0
Is there even pasta in it
rly_weird_guy
What huh how what
fenwayb
this sub needs a hall of carbonaras megapost. there are so many good ones
van_cool
Did you use cauliflower instead of pasta? And where is the meaty part?
PugGrumbles
Sweetdeerie
I thought it was mashed potatoes
hxneycovess
are we sure?
No-Material694
Wha..
cmende36
Hi. Yes. Questions. How and what did you use?
tiorzol
I think your mistake was using the carbonated milk, it’s not what carbonara meansĀ
an_edgy_lemon
Idk if you noticed this chef, but your sauce is broken.
theflamingskull
How did you get it fizzy?
Metalhead1686
No lie, this looks amazing to me because I have a colonoscopy tomorrow morning and I can’t eat anything until then.
Federal_Pickles
Emerald_Digger
This is so f*cked that it comes back to be impressiveĀ
OsmanFetish
not even able to follow any kind of directions
fireschitz
Donāt get too down on yourself those mashed potatoes donāt look that bā¦ oh my god
Fred-ditor
You know, if it had like, ham in it, it’s closer to a British carbonara
knowsnothing316
If my grandmother had wheels sheād be a bicycle.
porky_scratching
Jesus christ. Maybe start with something simpler and work up. Can you make toast?
DukeShot_
Is the carbonara here in the room with us?
Azsunyx
I’m impressed,
I don’t know how you did it, but this may be the worst attempt at carbonara I’ve ever seen
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oh no baby iām so sorry
How did you make it so milky?
It looks like a molecular gastronomy fail
Oh my ā¹ļø
Oh cool where is it?
Looks like week old fermented mashed potatoes. How tf do you do this badly? lol.
Way too much pasta water. I also only add pasta water if the consistency is looking incorrect. Carbonara is a very technical dish: few ingredients and all about how you cook them. It takes practice finding the perfect heat to not overcook everything.
This might be harder to replicate than real carbonara.
What in the fuckity fuck?
If Iām looking at
Egg yolks
Parmesan
Pasta water
You shouldāve kept mixing instead of stopping to take a pic
Sometimes things look split but they come back together if you just keep mixing
Otherwise ā¦ yum!
Cheese and egg soup.
I’m going to need you to apologize to that dish right now.
Oooof
Nailed it.
Howā¦?!
Genuinely what the fuck is this
Spaghetti car banana
Is there even pasta in it
What huh how what
this sub needs a hall of carbonaras megapost. there are so many good ones
Did you use cauliflower instead of pasta? And where is the meaty part?
I thought it was mashed potatoes
are we sure?
Wha..
Hi. Yes. Questions. How and what did you use?
I think your mistake was using the carbonated milk, it’s not what carbonara meansĀ
Idk if you noticed this chef, but your sauce is broken.
How did you get it fizzy?
No lie, this looks amazing to me because I have a colonoscopy tomorrow morning and I can’t eat anything until then.
This is so f*cked that it comes back to be impressiveĀ
not even able to follow any kind of directions
Donāt get too down on yourself those mashed potatoes donāt look that bā¦ oh my god
You know, if it had like, ham in it, it’s closer to a British carbonara
If my grandmother had wheels sheād be a bicycle.
Jesus christ. Maybe start with something simpler and work up. Can you make toast?
Is the carbonara here in the room with us?
I’m impressed,
I don’t know how you did it, but this may be the worst attempt at carbonara I’ve ever seen