Could this be, potentially, a perfect chive cutter?

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byu/padisland inKitchenConfidential



by padisland

20 Comments

  1. Longshanks_9000

    Don’t put your dick in that, am I right?

  2. The-disgracist

    Do they make one with blade on it? Or just this one with the boat propellor?

  3. Avalon-Residant

    and you start to point that finger…as you push

    8E

  4. Feeling-Reality-55

    Holy shit! The Binford 2000-Chive Xtreme 5

  5. Turbulent_Bat4580

    Look what they need to mimic a fraction of your power, /u/F1exican

  6. thatgirlinAZ

    Where’s the money shot of perfectly cut chives?

  7. ganjaferret420

    Ok i dont need one of these at home but dang i want one 🤣

  8. Etheria_system

    How are we this far along and people still don’t know the difference between chives and spring onions (or whatever Americans call them)?

  9. PootSnootBoogie

    Look what they need to mimic a fraction of his power.

  10. toot_suite

    honestly, aim that down with the crank on the side, give it a down facing twist-lock funnel that’s made from T7 aluminum finished with teflon impregnated type III anodizing, and that shit would be so prime for use and maintenance

  11. ifeelgrossandsad2

    No it can’t be because its subject to user feed error.

    In other words, you are going to get variable and inconsistent cuts based on how fast (hard) you push the chives through the propeller.

    and a perfect cut is not just physical appeal, it’s about presentation, aroma and purpose.

    Why are you cutting the chives?

    Why are you cutting them like this?

    How is this method adding to the culinary experience I’m about to create?