5 eggs 4 bacon plus some sobermade salsa. Don’t fry bacon with no shirt on.

by Johnnyonoes

12 Comments

  1. Johnnyonoes

    I remembered the fennel to go with the bacon. Yummers.

  2. CapriciousReindeer

    What’s shakin, bacon?
    Did you grease yourself up? 😉

  3. Acceptable_Apple4220

    the dangers of shirtless bacon cooking. wisdom of the ages, yo.

  4. ghostkittykat

    Kitchen Rules:

    1) Don’t cook fried foods without a shirt.

    2) Don’t cut cukes with a paring knife whilst wearing flip-flops.

  5. Quick_Hat1411

    I was known to fry bacon in the nude in my 20s because I was a ~~psycho~~ real man

  6. Contagious_Zombie

    That looks delicious but don’t tell me how to bacon. Try no pants next time, you’ll thank me..

  7. Outrageous_Sea5474

    That shirt part is no joke, I’ve won that stupid prize.

  8. Adept_Object7288

    Live dangerous, always cook bacon naked

  9. veryreasonable

    >Don’t fry bacon with no shirt on.

    You say this but every time I am in the position to mind this advice, I’m also somehow not in the state of mind to actually listen to it.

  10. spoiledandmistreated

    There used to be an old,old saying that “they’re so stupid they’d fry bacon in the nude..” tell you what though your picture looks so good I don’t know anyone who wouldn’t eat that..