Multi-hour beef bourguignon, multiple handfulls of wilted spinach, whole cherry tomatoes I stabbed first so they didn't explode in the microwave when heating, leftover Soy Sauce from when the fiancee legit just finished all the Parma ham in the house, fresh raw spring onions, American import Hot Cheetos so red40 before I go bone soon-to-be wife (win, she read this and said "Big W" to me while giggling, I am IN), Cheese flavour Sun Chips I was asked if I can finish off, chopped cheese because I can not be fucked with a cheese grater currently and knife was already dirty still, extra dried parsley.

I am sadly drinking worse than this meal…. Two shots of vanilla vodka leftover, few glugs of Absinthe and double that of Mint flavoured 20% cocktail mixer that's bright green so my entire drink is bright green, but it's all mixed in the leftover vodka bottle (Fiancee doesn't like the mint mixer so I'm taking one for the team)

by usedcookies

4 Comments

  1. The_Pancake88

    I’m happy for you, but the heartburn id have from this would be diabolical

  2. Cattysnoop

    A man’s serving of Beef Barf Blast.

  3. DojaTwat

    too drunk to read. looks absolutely diabolical & perfect