not a crime because that is the best part of the pizza. crust lovers need a dip which wasn’t a thing then.
Cs_throwawayyyy
The whole movie is a coked up, incoherent mess. Truly a lowest common denominator piece of shit. But the pizza eating: meh it’s fine.
DavieStBaconStan
Pretty masc for a 5’ tall fella.
SAwfulBaconTaco
It was in the freezer, not the fridge. WTF? Straight to jail.
Queasy-Adeptness14
I don’t know what the deal is. He just doesn’t like the crust. And knowing how conservative he is, he took off a Greenland around the crust for safety.
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I worked on a film with the Director of Photography for this masterpiece a few years back.
Every question about the film he’d just answer with “I didn’t write the piece of shit, I just shot it”.
Cobra eats pizza the right way, every other human is wrong. Also, the gun cleaning kit in the fridge, just like I learned in NRA gun safety class.
Not guilty on grounds of that tight ass
Can the jeans be any tighter? How’d one even pull ’em on cause they weren’t woven with any lycra back then?
Also, r/lostredditors
This is how cobra continues to fit into his cobra jeans
He bought that pizza 26 days ago
I just miss the 80s.
Was that pizza in the freezer?
https://preview.redd.it/odsmta20jmdg1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=5ed0e5a955fe160bdc9d12e5e425d4113fc6b4d5
Cobra Commander is not amused, comrade.
It’s strange, but I’ll allow it
not a crime because that is the best part of the pizza. crust lovers need a dip which wasn’t a thing then.
The whole movie is a coked up, incoherent mess. Truly a lowest common denominator piece of shit. But the pizza eating: meh it’s fine.
Pretty masc for a 5’ tall fella.
It was in the freezer, not the fridge. WTF? Straight to jail.
I don’t know what the deal is. He just doesn’t like the crust. And knowing how conservative he is, he took off a Greenland around the crust for safety.
Pizza sheers