Hold my paycheck, I'm going in

by pipedreamSEA

22 Comments

  1. mayan_monkey

    SA was such a disappointment for me. Such a shame. I wanted to love it.

  2. Jazzlike-Fruit6435

    Order from the website. These are unlawful penetration prices.

  3. spipscards

    It’s only like 8 bucks with no markdowns around me lol

  4. Manatee4Hugh

    Isn’t unlawful penetration a sex crime?

  5. Advanced_Tank

    Support the local hot sauce innovators Portland!

  6. No_Fix1962

    OG and Scorpion are my favorites… Pro tip: 50/50 blend of Secret Ardvark Scorpion and Tabasco Scorpion will blow your nardz off (I’m now a eunuch)

  7. boomerski28

    Their online prices are much better even for locals

  8. Manatee4Hugh

    I’ve never tried any Secret Aardvark sauces. Based on reviews, I wonder how hot they are? There is great taste with Yellowbird. Do I need both? That’s why I haven’t tried it yet.

  9. Softspokenclark

    these were 1.99 clearance section at home depot during covid. so odd to see them at above $10

  10. GodsDrunkAtTheWheel

    I want to try this brand so bad but my only option is Amazon and that annoys me somehow

  11. Agitated-Living-7190

    Theyre a dollar off,whats the problem?

  12. barspoonbill

    It’s good. But it’s an odd flavor, almost carribean kind of a thing and I found it difficult to pair with the kinds of foods I tend to make. I would totally grab a scorpion to try though.

  13. TexanCokeZeroFiend

    Never had it, mostly due to price. Doesn’t feel good on the wallet to spend more than $5 on a sauce

  14. klawk223

    I can find them for the low at grocery outlet a lot.

  15. NeroDillinger

    Hey, a Haggen! Greetings, Bellinghammer (probably)!

  16. thedude0000000000000

    It’s really not that good. I definitely wouldn’t pay $10 a bottle for it. Obviously just my opinion. If you like it then go for it!

  17. chats_with_myself

    The habanero was $6.99 at my local Safeway tonight, but the tomato base didn’t sound appealing so I passed. I guess I’ll have to give it a try since I keep seeing it recommended here… Yellowbird is also frequently recommended and it’s just decent, so IDK how much to trust some of these reviews.

  18. ghostinawishingwell

    Fuck Haggen. I know those tags. They are owned by Albertsons, just twice as expensive.

  19. bcspliff

    I clicked on this thinking you were going to give up on buying the sauce from the title honestly lol

  20. OrangeMonkeyEagal

    Okay I’ve seen these around. What’s the best flavor?