I am pregnant

by baycee98

25 Comments

  1. JoeBoredom

    Did a gila monster regurgitate the creamy stuff?

  2. Jlegend33

    this is just fine!, pregnant or not. No, no jail unless that’s where you want to go.

  3. charleslennon1

    Jail? No. The 5th circle of hell, maybe.

  4. Current_Soup9198

    Don’t let them see your post! r/PizzaCrimes

  5. Apart-Membership6946

    Violator, (spawn1997) “Yuck! I hate anchovies(EATS MAGGOTS)
    LITERALLY WATCHING THAT SCENE AND CAME ACROSS THIS

    ![gif](giphy|Yjz604TUwHd9S)

  6. LexGonGiveItToYa

    Death row. For you, your witness, and your Uber driver.

  7. Wide_Comment3081

    I’m adding sardines to my shopping list

  8. AverageInfamous7050

    If that’s a fish it’s an uncooked floater. I think it just moved.

  9. Hearing_Loss

    I take meds, not sure if that influences my cravings, but damn bruh, Im gonna try that to-morrow. This got me fucked up.

  10. rewindwonderland

    We dont blame you, we blame the thing growing inside of you for not knowing right from wrong yet.

  11. Firestorm0x0

    No, this is worse, straight to an ICE detention facility

  12. Prize-Neighborhood29

    If you’re weren’t pregnant yes

  13. I just threw up………ALOT

    ![gif](giphy|dOl2LFw0RbTMc)

  14. Sun-Much

    throw a dollop of vanilla bean ice cram on it and top it with dill pickle chips and it’s perfect!

  15. Excellent-Practice

    Why would you do this when anchovies exist?