I needed some pickled jalapeños the other day and my friend brought some hot honey pickled jalapeños. I gave them healthy roasting for bringing these to my home as pickled jalapeños. Hot honey is passable on certain pizzas or chicken. This sort of capitalism gives me heart burn and ass aches.

by bitemarkbandit

42 Comments

  1. EntrySure1350

    As someone who likes spicy V8, I’d absolutely try that. And still add a few splashes of Tabasco for good measure.

  2. Repulsive-Pace-5178

    OP just because u dont like it doesn’t make it stupid…

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  3. Bean_Johnson

    I bought a tub of Hot Honey Pizza Flavored Utz Cheese Balls. They taste good for all of two seconds then they just taste off

  4. ColdFlight

    I would absolutely try this. I’d bet it’s good over ice.

  5. JollyMcStink

    Idk I’d buy it and marinade meat in it tbf probably add it in to make some mean meat sauce too.

    Idk about straight drinking it but from a cooking perspective this could be amazing

  6. Excellent-Court-9375

    Meh I wish we had this in Europe lol

  7. ProcedurePrudent5496

    Well, you don’t have to drink straight from the bottle. Maybe simmer it and use it as a glaze for chicken drumsticks or wings?

  8. nura-kyun

    It sounds delicious, though. OP must be the stupid one.

  9. ScreamingIdiot53

    I’ve tried this stuff. It was pretty solid

  10. Xeloth_The_Mad

    naaaah you’re trippin bro. broaden your horizons

  11. neityght

    This is just a matter of taste, not stupid food.

  12. pregnantdads

    i like v8 for the savoriness and flavor. idk if adding sweetness would do it for me. if i can just find a single can of this somewhere i’ll give it a shot

  13. PissNBiscuits

    I don’t even like tomato juice, but even I think this could be good. At the very least, it’d probably make for an interesting bloody mary.

  14. Former_Specific_7161

    Thanks for sharing, I might have to try this one lol. I love spicy v8 and don’t imagine this would be better, but might be an alright alternative.

    Trends can often be dumb, but hey, that’s how markets work.

  15. Fart-In-My-Mouth-

    That prob makes a good mixer for cocktails

  16. Conscious_Stop_5451

    bad thing you posted it because it doesn’t belong here. good thing you posted it because now I will try making a spoof of it myself

  17. FaceTimePolice

    V8 is stupid enough on its own. It’s like drinking ketchup. 🤡😆

  18. valkycam12

    Not American – Is this something akin to gazpacho but with added honey?

  19. Me_lazy_cathermit

    Op would be horrified by clamato, if they think this is bad

  20. Key-Preparation-5379

    I’d try it. V8 is the only savoury drink I tolerate, so if it had some sweetness to it I think I’d like it more

  21. CapriSunTzu-

    Nah, I have a bottle of this in my fridge, it’s good af. Better if you spike it with tequila lol.

    Bad post, tbh.

  22. Domineaux530

    I just finished a glass of this! It’s not terrible, although at first sip the sweet did put me off, and took a few more skeptical sips before I could just enjoy it. If anything I’d like it to be a bit spicier. If it was on sale again I’d repeat buy it.

  23. honesttruth2703

    My dad loved spicy v8. This just looks like a sweet version of it. I’m not mad.

  24. Stillwater-Scorp1381

    Just because you can doesn’t mean you should.

  25. Cultural-Afternoon72

    Honestly, I could see this being pretty decent.

    I love Bloody Mary mix, for example, because it has that fresh tomato flavor with some spice and kick. This would effectively be very similar (maybe with less of the spices), just slightly sweeter.

    I’m honestly not sure if I’d prefer the sweetness or not, but I can definitely see why some people would. I’d 100% try it without hesitation, though.

  26. McNally86

    “Capsaicin and high fructose corn syrup”

  27. chychy94

    Spicy V8 is good. But tomatoes are already sweet. The honey part is what’s gross.

  28. SmileParticular9396

    The hot honey thing is disgusting in almost all cases.