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Pizza I made and we're debating what to name it. Apperently Rosemary's creampie is "inappropriate". Any suggestions?
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Pizza I made and we’re debating what to name it. Apperently Rosemary’s creampie is “inappropriate”. Any suggestions?


Creambased white sauce, rosemary, light mozz, caramelized onions, garlic confit and goat cheese with a drizzle of honey after baking

by DankOfTheEndless

49 Comments

  4. Grand-Painting7637

    Gluck Gluck 9000 (for calories)

  6. flyart

    * THE GOAT
    * Creamy Allium Pie
    * Rosemary & Goat cheese

  7. musschrott

    That’s just Americanized Flammkuchen.

  12. El_Duder_Abides

    Damien? I mean that would have been the result of Rosemary’s creampie

  13. zenonkar

    white on white crime

    (looks delicious btw)

  14. RespectableBloke69

    Whatever you name it, it sounds delicious and I would absolutely smash an entire pie by myself

  16. Pristine-Buy5233

    Nah nah nah nah whoever didn’t like your name is a prude! 10/10 name

  17. Win-Objective

    Instead of honey try halved grapes for the sweet.

  20. Momto2manyboys

    Rosemary’s creampie question mark 😂

  21. halorbyone

    Honey rose.
    GOATed honey rose.
    White Mary.
    What’s in a white rose?
    Sweet white rose.
    Rosemary’s baby goat (kidding).
    Rosemary’s honey.
    Rosemary’s GOAT.

    Spitballing here

    Edit: added periods when the new lines were removed

    Edit 2: more options

    Stop and smell the white rose.
    Stop and smell the creamy rose.
    Rosemary and cream.
    Creamed goat.

  24. rice-a-rohno

    You’re really asking the wrong people. Personally I would keep it simple and call it “Cum Pie” though.

    Or an overly verbose name like “Etruscan Sun-Drenched Allium Delight with Milk of Magnolia.”

    (Looks great though, could you maybe slap a slice in an envelope and send me it? I’ll pay shipping.)

  25. ungranted_wish

    “Inappropriate” whomever said that is a WEAKLING

    GIVE ME SECONDS OF ROSEMARY’S CREAMPIE.

  28. TraditionalHornet818

    I think creampie can be used on a menu but probably only for a dessert id say

  29. MarlonRando55

    How did you make your cream sauce, if you don’t mind me asking

  32. SteveEcks

    I think Rosemary’s cream pie is perfectly appropriate

  33. Average_Joe69

    I don’t care what it’s called, tell me where it’s served and I will come eat it, that sounds so mf good.

  34. [deleted]

    Aunt Rosemary’s creampie is still up for grabs?

  40. OlDirtyDangler

    Any of these demonic fuckers ever just like bust out of the wall and do a huge cream pie?

  42. Grrrmudgin

    Don’t care what it’s called, I want it inside of me

  43. Parking_War979

    We made a winter cocktail at work similar to a hot toddy and I wanted to call it the Hot Toddler, so maybe I’m not the best judge if a name is inappropriate…

  44. serious_sarcasm

    *Campidano* pizza

    🇮🇹

    named after the plains of Sardinia famous for their unique goat and sheep cheese.

    Nothing more American than naming a dish after a fancy region.

  48. glu3cifer

    My gf, whose name is Rosemary, saw me scrolling and said “oh that looks amazing!”

    I nearly fuckin died laughing and made her read the title and now she can’t breathe 😂