My coworker pays for a dietician and now this is what he eats for breakfast and lunch
My coworker pays for a dietician and now this is what he eats for breakfast and lunch
by blart_institute
32 Comments
DampYorkshirePudding
What is it?
tlinde20
I’m scared to ask what that even is…
Zefuribond
Is the dietetician a cat ?
Kissmyasp69
Canned cat food and apple slices?
m3lancholynymph
what dietitian is even recommending this?? its devoid of…. everything 😭
TotallyTubular1
Does he eat a different shape for dinner?
interesseret
Can of tuna and a sliced green apple?
I know I am overweight, but when I see what some people eat in an effort to stay fit, I realize I am quite happy with my choices.
LemonPartyLounger
Is that just a can of tuna?
To reuse a line I’ve seen on here before. “Looks like what you give a pit bull for its birthday.”
Downtown_Anteater_38
That sure is some fancy feast!!

overseer07
Is he getting ready to star in The Machinist?
Djbearjew
Your coworker is on The Machinist diet

Melodic_Till_3778
It’s missing the corn tortilla and broccoli
lyingdogfacepony66
he’s gonna lose weight
Possible_Situation24
Mercury is still an issue?
SharkPicnic

queenmunchy83
I thought that was a raw pillsbury biscuit!
TBRocket
I did a similar diet almost 20 years ago when I was modeling, so no gpt or Google really. The dietician is robbing in broad daylight
vigilantesd
Is your friend 400 pounds and needing to lose weight?
guillermotor
He could get the same results a lot cheaper if he got chained to a pole and starve for a week
spikesarefun
This looks to be a can of tuna and an apple… is your coworker Christian Bale?
RadiantRing
Canned chicken and apples my favorite
WeirdSysAdmin
The kind of meals that HHS suggests for $3.
Sea_Witch1013
Wtf is that?

theGuy0verTh3re
Is your friend overweight and not a good cook? This is probably a good way to get essential nutrients and vitamins while not eating too much or having to prepare a lot. Its simple quick and effective. I’d assume the dietician is hoping they would snack during the day and have a normal or bigger supper.
AShittyMagician
Isn’t this what Christian bale ate every day for the machinist?
sephrisloth
Dudes gonna get mercury poisoning if hes eating 2 cans of tuna every single day lmao
Redbacontruck
That’s a diet lol probably 150kcals 27 grams of protein
boneh3ad
Soylent Green is people!
EndlessHysteria
Ah, the Machinist diet.
FahQBerrymuch

boxfaninthewindow
Dietician is just getting him ready for WW3.
Poopfish80
This is what Christian bale ate on set of the Machinist
32 Comments
What is it?
I’m scared to ask what that even is…
Is the dietetician a cat ?
Canned cat food and apple slices?
what dietitian is even recommending this?? its devoid of…. everything 😭
Does he eat a different shape for dinner?
Can of tuna and a sliced green apple?
I know I am overweight, but when I see what some people eat in an effort to stay fit, I realize I am quite happy with my choices.
Is that just a can of tuna?
To reuse a line I’ve seen on here before. “Looks like what you give a pit bull for its birthday.”
That sure is some fancy feast!!

Is he getting ready to star in The Machinist?
Your coworker is on The Machinist diet

It’s missing the corn tortilla and broccoli
he’s gonna lose weight
Mercury is still an issue?

I thought that was a raw pillsbury biscuit!
I did a similar diet almost 20 years ago when I was modeling, so no gpt or Google really. The dietician is robbing in broad daylight
Is your friend 400 pounds and needing to lose weight?
He could get the same results a lot cheaper if he got chained to a pole and starve for a week
This looks to be a can of tuna and an apple… is your coworker Christian Bale?
Canned chicken and apples my favorite
The kind of meals that HHS suggests for $3.
Wtf is that?

Is your friend overweight and not a good cook? This is probably a good way to get essential nutrients and vitamins while not eating too much or having to prepare a lot. Its simple quick and effective. I’d assume the dietician is hoping they would snack during the day and have a normal or bigger supper.
Isn’t this what Christian bale ate every day for the machinist?
Dudes gonna get mercury poisoning if hes eating 2 cans of tuna every single day lmao
That’s a diet lol probably 150kcals 27 grams of protein
Soylent Green is people!
Ah, the Machinist diet.

Dietician is just getting him ready for WW3.
This is what Christian bale ate on set of the Machinist