My coworker pays for a dietician and now this is what he eats for breakfast and lunch

by blart_institute

32 Comments

  1. tlinde20

    I’m scared to ask what that even is…

  2. m3lancholynymph

    what dietitian is even recommending this?? its devoid of…. everything 😭

  3. TotallyTubular1

    Does he eat a different shape for dinner?

  4. interesseret

    Can of tuna and a sliced green apple?

    I know I am overweight, but when I see what some people eat in an effort to stay fit, I realize I am quite happy with my choices.

  5. LemonPartyLounger

    Is that just a can of tuna?

    To reuse a line I’ve seen on here before. “Looks like what you give a pit bull for its birthday.”

  6. Downtown_Anteater_38

    That sure is some fancy feast!!

    ![gif](giphy|fh2lOwknIOuDZbtWDH)

  7. overseer07

    Is he getting ready to star in The Machinist?

  8. Djbearjew

    Your coworker is on The Machinist diet

    ![gif](giphy|TqOptOa79cu76)

  9. Melodic_Till_3778

    It’s missing the corn tortilla and broccoli

  10. queenmunchy83

    I thought that was a raw pillsbury biscuit!

  11. TBRocket

    I did a similar diet almost 20 years ago when I was modeling, so no gpt or Google really. The dietician is robbing in broad daylight

  12. vigilantesd

    Is your friend 400 pounds and needing to lose weight?

  13. guillermotor

    He could get the same results a lot cheaper if he got chained to a pole and starve for a week

  14. spikesarefun

    This looks to be a can of tuna and an apple… is your coworker Christian Bale?

  15. RadiantRing

    Canned chicken and apples my favorite

  16. WeirdSysAdmin

    The kind of meals that HHS suggests for $3.

  17. Sea_Witch1013

    Wtf is that?

    ![gif](giphy|cP6G0uiTHCzMUdrdS1)

  18. theGuy0verTh3re

    Is your friend overweight and not a good cook? This is probably a good way to get essential nutrients and vitamins while not eating too much or having to prepare a lot. Its simple quick and effective. I’d assume the dietician is hoping they would snack during the day and have a normal or bigger supper.

  19. AShittyMagician

    Isn’t this what Christian bale ate every day for the machinist?

  20. sephrisloth

    Dudes gonna get mercury poisoning if hes eating 2 cans of tuna every single day lmao

  21. Redbacontruck

    That’s a diet lol probably 150kcals 27 grams of protein

  22. boxfaninthewindow

    Dietician is just getting him ready for WW3.

  23. Poopfish80

    This is what Christian bale ate on set of the Machinist