Jonathan Kite as Anthony Bourdain reviewing Chuck-E-Cheese.

Jonathan Kite as Anthony Bourdain reviewing Chuck-E-Cheese.
byu/Phonus-Balonus-37 inKitchenConfidential



by Phonus-Balonus-37

36 Comments

  1. Derekblackmonjr

    I’ve opened for Jonathan several times and he’s such a great guy!

  2. Ruckus4Prez

    Fun fact: the lead singer of Bowling for Soup, Jaret Reddick, has been the voice of Charles Entertainment Cheese since 2012.

    Also, this guy is top tier.

  3. CadBaneHunting

    This made me realize that I really miss Anthony Bourdain’s programs and style. Dude was legendary.

  4. Sometimes it takes biting satire to expose vain bullshit for what it is.

    A small circle of brown people with crooked teeth smiling with him around a balut pizza roasted over a yak-dung fire with tumblers of warm milk and goat’s blood in a smoke-filled yurt, and a few words about companionship transcending language barriers would have been chef’s kiss.

  5. Hagfist

    Idk who this guy is, but I love him and he has a new fan

  6. Skreamie

    Bourdain probably would have loved this

  7. Dontbemadatradchad

    This is hands down the best subreddit ever. Thanks OP

  8. AmbroseKalifornia

    Although this sub being a refuge for working Kitchen Vipers is absolutely the best way to honor him, (and something I suspect would please him MUCH more than a sub just focused on him) it’s so nice to see something *actually* Bourdain related here.

  9. Gothtomato

    I love this and am also very jealous he lives near one of the locations w/ animatronics

  10. eeyore134

    I want to know where he found one with the animatronics intact. The ones I’ve been drug to in the past decade just had sad screens with youtube brainrot starring the crew on them.

  11. chippy94

    Wow he really channeled him for this I’m impressed.

  12. protehule

    wow, this exceeeded my every expectation. bravo.

  13. swish82

    This guy brought Bourdain back to life and I love it.

  14. purplecombatmissile

    Where can I get that jacket?

  15. oysterperso

    I’m sure I’ll be watching “old” footage soon without knowing it’s AI

  16. Bleacherblonde

    That was brilliant. Almost brought a tear to my eye.

  17. Interesting_Day7175

    Dude could have went that extra 1% and brushed flour through his hair.

  18. TravisKOP

    All of his bourdain reviews are great I like the Cheesecake Factory one the most

  19. zigaliciousone

    I’ve worked at a half dozen pizza places and Chuck E’s was the only one that used diced cheese. Also the only pepperoni I have had that is not snackable when it is uncooked, like eating a nitrate covered cold hot dog.

    Also the only place I have worked at that brushes melted butter flavoring on the crust, which is why it is so oily.

  20. ttystikk

    Dude pretty much nailed it. Could he squeeze out a niche doing this? I don’t see why not?

  21. gravy_g

    I wish I could go back in time to tell myself how much I was going to miss Bourdain

  22. DavieStBaconStan

    Well done!

    I miss Anthony so much. 

  23. Dry_Veterinarian8356

    Sad he’s gone but I do not miss him telling me how eating a burger was a metaphor for the human experience or some shit. Like bro just tell me the toppings and what it tastes like lmao. RIP