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the only crime that I've made I think is that I don't have a pizza slicer 🤣

by Dryder3925

29 Comments

  1. itsthebando

    Jarred herbs are already a misdemeanor. But the banana….

    DEATH ROW

  3. hamtaxer

    Herbs on a banana is already a crime. You don’t need jail time, you need intense therapy. In prison.

  6. KT_Banning

    I mean, I already like pineapple on pizza (sue me), so the banana would probably slap under the right circumstances.

    My vote is for community service due to the uncut pizza. I don’t have a pizza cutter either – I just use a chef’s knife

  7. Sirnando138

    Ok. Now open your mind and hear me out, but I bet this is actually fucking disgusting.

  9. Competitive-Age3016

    If you can do a pineapple, you can do a banana!! NOT GUILTY!!!!

  11. Oh_Lawd_He_commin420

    Bananas after the fact should be a real felony.

  13. obsidian_green

    Don’t knock it till I try it? Bananas can’t be much worse than pineapple.

  16. sincubus33

    Hope you have fresher bananas than I did when I did this

  17. MrIMendez

    ![gif](giphy|l0DAGfQQ1RnJaVnG0)

    IYKYK

    The reference that is, whatever tf this is 😮‍💨

    I eat pineapple on pizza and am judging you fwen.

  18. OmegaVizion

    In Miami I had Cuban pizza with mature plantains and it was actually awesome–like better pineapple pizza, basically.

  20. stacity

    You use the banana for scale not to be consumed on pizza.

  21. Over_Writing467

    ![gif](giphy|zHC7JGOmtNjigdSeyo)

    Death is to good for this crime.

  22. Dangerous_Ad_6101

    DIE MONSTER, DIE!!!

    ![gif](giphy|dUNwCCvj0DQ4AduKJX)

  25. papayabush

    when i first scrolled past i thought it was massive hunks of garlic. i’m so disappointed.

  29. GuybrushMI

    My sister had a banana pizza in Spain years ago and to this day says it was the best pizza shes ever had 😂