I work at a bar and found this monstrosity cleaning up. I have little faith in humanity.
by QueenMelle
47 Comments
WhatsPaulPlaying
It absolutely looks like something a drunk came up with.
RaspberryChainsaw
No, hang on. The crunch and the soft compliment each other
FriendlyLawyer201
it looks good at first glance.. but once I think about it.. no thanks
CinnamonEspeon
The way it’s packaged is giving gas station roller grill vibes lol
It’s like mixing all the sodas together at the fountain but instead they said “fuck it taquito dog”
Cn76rlD91QaiT6m6
The dogquito was not on my bingo card.
WaffleBagel143
Hear me out
DoritoLipDust
I would have added salsa on mine!
wackadoodle4201
Lol the gas station special
Similar_Pie_4946
Could be good if you’re inebriated beyond comprehension or extremely obese
No-Crew-6528
With two layers of bread the meat to bread ratio is off so this just need bacon bits on top and it would be good
shiddinbricks
I’ll have 2
Mediocre_Try_1954
Gonna need a banana for scale
ZamanthaD
howbedebody
too much bread, but not bad concept
BlackMothCandleLight
I’d fucking eat the fuck out of that
willfc
The taquito was cold
KinkyLatexCat
I want that.
Inside me.
GarionOrb
Would.
RagingPanda392
Taquidog
Infinitblakhand
After a night of drinking I could see this being a hit
Dish_Minimum
That’s a hot dog. It’s just uncircumcised is all
roostersnuffed
I recognize a Quick Trip when I see one.
MJsLoveSlave
Looks mighty obscene to me
inboomer
Could there be a hotdog inside the Taquito?
sincubus33
You’re telling me they were so drunk they grabbed a taquito instead of a hotdog at the gas station? Hahaha holy shit
DeeEmm
Just an uncircumcised hotdog. Nothing to see here.
The_Giggler4940
I think my phat ass just got its new kink. And she’s been a busy girl 😔
ErianaOnetap
We got another culinary coward here
IKillZombies4Cash
Is a taquito dog a sandwich ?
CupcakeMojito
This is not stupid! Sober or not, this is probably awesome. Taquito? Good! Hot dog bun? Good!
Electronic-Pie7237
My stoned ass is wishing I could drive the 2 minutes to quick trip and try this
ThePaineOne
It’s just an uncircumcised hotdog.
RustyShackleford429
Needs chili and cheese
faelpup
r/smartfood
175junkie
On to something…..
Affectionate-Bill150
Whoever made this was onto something…🤔
tears_and_laughter
r/stonerfood
faelpup
hotdog but the sauage casing is a corm tortilla 🤔🤔🤔🤔
ghostkittykat
It’s just a hot dog in training.
Banana_Phone888
Why do I want this with queso to dip it in? – side of guac too
Slashredd1t
I hate that I know this is from seven eleven…
sum_r4nd0m_gurl
doesnt look too bad
natekaschak
I worked overnights at a gas station with a roller grill for years in my late teens and this exact thing was my go-to dinner every night. Slap some chili and nacho cheese from the dispenser on these bad boys, it’ll change your life.
theREALvolno
Would
heonoculus
With the packaging and the taquito, this definitely came from a qt that some drunk stopped at before going to your bar.
SensitiveAd3674
Mmm carbs with my carbs with a tiny line of meat.
Fit-Initiative3958
This is 100% a 2 a.m. roller-grill build. The kind of meal you create when the ceiling tiles start looking judgmental.
47 Comments
It absolutely looks like something a drunk came up with.
No, hang on. The crunch and the soft compliment each other
it looks good at first glance.. but once I think about it.. no thanks
The way it’s packaged is giving gas station roller grill vibes lol
It’s like mixing all the sodas together at the fountain but instead they said “fuck it taquito dog”
The dogquito was not on my bingo card.
Hear me out
I would have added salsa on mine!
Lol the gas station special
Could be good if you’re inebriated beyond comprehension or extremely obese
With two layers of bread the meat to bread ratio is off so this just need bacon bits on top and it would be good
I’ll have 2
Gonna need a banana for scale
too much bread, but not bad concept
I’d fucking eat the fuck out of that
The taquito was cold
I want that.
Inside me.
Would.
Taquidog
After a night of drinking I could see this being a hit
That’s a hot dog. It’s just uncircumcised is all
I recognize a Quick Trip when I see one.
Looks mighty obscene to me
Could there be a hotdog inside the Taquito?
You’re telling me they were so drunk they grabbed a taquito instead of a hotdog at the gas station? Hahaha holy shit
Just an uncircumcised hotdog. Nothing to see here.
I think my phat ass just got its new kink. And she’s been a busy girl 😔
We got another culinary coward here
Is a taquito dog a sandwich ?
This is not stupid! Sober or not, this is probably awesome. Taquito? Good! Hot dog bun? Good!
My stoned ass is wishing I could drive the 2 minutes to quick trip and try this
It’s just an uncircumcised hotdog.
Needs chili and cheese
r/smartfood
On to something…..
Whoever made this was onto something…🤔
r/stonerfood
hotdog but the sauage casing is a corm tortilla 🤔🤔🤔🤔
It’s just a hot dog in training.
Why do I want this with queso to dip it in? – side of guac too
I hate that I know this is from seven eleven…
doesnt look too bad
I worked overnights at a gas station with a roller grill for years in my late teens and this exact thing was my go-to dinner every night. Slap some chili and nacho cheese from the dispenser on these bad boys, it’ll change your life.
Would
With the packaging and the taquito, this definitely came from a qt that some drunk stopped at before going to your bar.
Mmm carbs with my carbs with a tiny line of meat.
This is 100% a 2 a.m. roller-grill build. The kind of meal you create when the ceiling tiles start looking judgmental.