Boyfriend thinks I’m a monster.

by charlirobey

28 Comments

  1. Income_Life

    I thought chia seeds need to soak in water or they could damage you? It even says on the Package for me

  2. No-Material694

    Maybe mix those chia seeds into some yoghurt or water or plant based milk

  3. PintofPlasma

    Are you training to be a monk? This looks so self-sacrificial… Is it Nirvana you’re looking for?

    For heavens, at least add some tomatoes in there and soak the chia seed beforehand. This is making me worry about you, OP!

  4. the_ammar

    looks like some diet food that cusses ppl to quit the diet

  5. Disastrous_Style_477

    I thought that was black pepper haha

  6. chocolateturtle456

    Are you soaking the chia seeds?

    Please tell me there is at least salt on there, I see no seasoning?

    This looks so bland.

  7. im_a_dick_head

    Replace the chia seeds with black pepper and this is yummy. Chia seeds just do not go with this meal lol, avocado has good fiber already and chia seeds can cause stomach upset if you don’t soak em first as they’re difficult to digest.

    Very nutritious though, however definitely lacking some carbs. I recommend a plop of salted white rice with it for some extra fuel.

  8. Live_Example_7996

    Replace chia with same amount of pepper for a delicious lunch

  9. jaegermini

    I was like Damn! that is alot of pepper… but its chia seeds lol 🤭

  10. Alivethroughempathy

    I thought from the thumbnail, that is an oyster

  11. Glum-Business-6217

    Put some dried tommatos there and sardines 

  12. Apart-Ferret-2707

    If avocados were cheaper this would be my breakfast daily too!(Minus the salt)

  13. Goobermensch

    That egg is *perfect.*

    Nutritionally very sound. Calories quite low.

    Inexpensive. Delicious. What is bro’s issue?

  14. Napsindaylight

    Poached egg with avocado is such a delightful mouth feel

  15. I see healthily fat, fiber and protein 🤷‍♂️

  16. Fluffy_History

    Well at least your boyfriend has sense.

  17. OhGr8WhatNow

    I hope you’re driving a lot of water with this

    Chia seeds expand like crazy. Every time I’ve eaten dry chia like this, it expands in my stomach and I’ve thought I was going to die from it

  18. human_eyes

    How do you maintain a steady pipeline of ripe avocados?

  19. classically_cool

    Your boyfriend has to smell your farts everyday, no wonder he doesn’t like this.

  20. Calgirlleeny2

    My multi millionaire cousin gave me a
    Chia Pet! OMG, it was so funny. It grew green hair. And we kept singing Ch Ch Chia! All Christmas we sang it. I wonder if they really thought it was a good gift?

  21. Yabakunaiyoooo

    Even though these foods are nutrient rich… it makes me sad feeling. Needs like miso soup and rice or something else 😭

  22. CuriousKatMiny

    Are you also on the keto diet? I am, and have an avocado every day! You should try the tajin seasoning on it!

  23. AgentCooperLogsIn

    I love eggs and avocado but I personally wouldn’t like the crunch of the chia seeds with them and would rather just soak them in milk to make chia pudding or alternatively mix them with some yoghurt.

  24. robinrod

    This lools like a meal for someone that can’t chew and has digestive problems.