I wanna throw the fancy looking thing into the woods so bad
SonSuko
“You call that a knife?”
swampysnook
My wife has the same bullshit temu knife…..
crek42
As is Reddit tradition.. post a video and hear everything wrong about it.
You didn’t even really squeeze it either.
Contrarians they are.
Own_Car4536
Black nitril gloves, stupid knife, buzzword brisket.
wulfpak04
Savagery in here today. Brisket looks amazing, good job!
D-ouble-D-utch
That woowoo ass knife lmfao
lawyeronreddit
Can you give some details on the meat and your cook? Price per pound? How long?
Thanks for sharing your accomplishments.
gergsisdrawkcabeman
You know, I’ll take a wiggle and a slap over a squeeze any day. Well played. Get a better knife though.
Royal-Eggplantish
Buys wagyu, “can’t afford a knife”….. And, no, I’m not excusing the knife.
Former_Island_4730
Go throw that knife in the garbage.
bluefrost30
What kind of kind of that?! I want it!
Thomas-The_Great
Can’t even watch a guy using one of these stupid dick enhancement knives as a slicer.
Fluid_Change_9647
Brisket looks great, that knife is the dumbest thing I’ve seen.
Fickle_Panda-555
Spends 200 dollars on meat, won’t spend 20 dollars on slicer
Greenfly667
For the record, I thought you did a great job with that brisket. That knife looks cool, so fuck ’em. I hope you’re sharing… You’ll make them all very happy!
timetopoopagain
I feel like a butter knife would have been a better choice.
Martyinco
Did anyone make it to the end of the video or did everyone stop the second they saw the Temu knife like I did?
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Inb4 squeeze and black glove bots ruin another thread. Nice work OP
You need a 10” or 12” carving knife. I had one of those and pitched it after using it only once. Brisket looks tasty.
How much did it cost?
Why didn’t you use a wood saw like regular people?
P.s. Looks amazing! Gg
I thought it was pastrami
How I look vs how good Im inside
🙄
Nevermind, better luck next time 🙂
My first thought is that it looked tough based on you slicing it but it looks perfectly rendered inside. You need a longer/ sharper knife though
Social Media Knife not quite cutting it there, lol
Looks good, but Wagyu’s definitely Easy Mode. Hope it was great!
Came here to give you crap about the knife… seems others have already done it. I won’t add to it
Black gloves, terrible technique cutting, squeezing juice out of brisket, buying a super expensive buzzword brisket… yep, it’s Reddit.
Really tried to not say anything about the knife but damn man. 😂
Brisket looks bad ass, nice job.
I used yellow gloves
That knife ain’t it
What a bunch of haters on here.
Brisket looks fire though.
The thing is..it looks like you could cut that with a spoon or dental floss. Great cook OP, now… to find you a proper knife….
*Me, starting to watch the video*
“Don’t squeeze it, don’t squeeze it, don’t squeeze it.”
Really happy i never ordered one of those knives.
I wanna throw the fancy looking thing into the woods so bad
“You call that a knife?”
My wife has the same bullshit temu knife…..
As is Reddit tradition.. post a video and hear everything wrong about it.
You didn’t even really squeeze it either.
Contrarians they are.
Black nitril gloves, stupid knife, buzzword brisket.
Savagery in here today. Brisket looks amazing, good job!
That woowoo ass knife lmfao
Can you give some details on the meat and your cook? Price per pound? How long?
Thanks for sharing your accomplishments.
You know, I’ll take a wiggle and a slap over a squeeze any day. Well played. Get a better knife though.
Buys wagyu, “can’t afford a knife”….. And, no, I’m not excusing the knife.
Go throw that knife in the garbage.
What kind of kind of that?! I want it!
Can’t even watch a guy using one of these stupid dick enhancement knives as a slicer.
Brisket looks great, that knife is the dumbest thing I’ve seen.
Spends 200 dollars on meat, won’t spend 20 dollars on slicer
For the record, I thought you did a great job with that brisket. That knife looks cool, so fuck ’em. I hope you’re sharing… You’ll make them all very happy!
I feel like a butter knife would have been a better choice.
Did anyone make it to the end of the video or did everyone stop the second they saw the Temu knife like I did?