it looks like a shit pie.

tastes like onions

by Michdepainblanc2

26 Comments

  1. nopenonotatall

    i don’t think i’ve ever seen anything that looks so unappetizing

  2. Rude_Ad_7942

    i feel like this would work with shallots

  3. Dion-is-us

    OP, u have offended not just me, but all onions with this poopoo from a butt. Was is good?

  4. DudeWheresMyKitty

    I’m proud of you for trying<3

    I’ll bet you could do an even better version on the second try<3

  5. Tasty_Lead_Paint

    This looks like a bunch of onions that have been absorbed into some kind of alien hivemind deal. I’ll take a slice .

  6. CockRingKing

    It was a good try! May the onions bless your future endeavors in the kitchen.

  7. Obama_Sin_Dalen

    Keep it up. Consider each failed recipe a new hurdle to jump or a challenge to overcome!

    But everyone else is right, this is fucking horrendous.

  8. No_Alarm_3993

    You are forgiven. Perhaps try dehydrating them and then grinding in a food processor…it’s be a way to have your own dried onions… or if it’s not worth the time just pitch that stuff out…

  9. WhereIsTheCaveman

    I thought it was covered with Nutella for a second

  10. Old-Film5931

    I would try roasting them in the oven cut side up to help moisture escape then finish them face down in butter then deglaze the pan with the vinegar to help it release. Or just cut them julianne instead but it looks good just to mushy. I though this was some weird Ai onion nesting doll at first.

  11. whycantigetwhatiwant

    Thought these were oysters at first

  12. dream_a_dirty_dream

    So where do you think you went wrong? Honest question; anyone can chime in.

    Maybe too many onions affected the heat/water ratio?

  13. DelectablyDivine

    HOW DARE YOU!

    you must repent sinner for this blasphemy

  14. FattierBrisket

    It’s pretty normal for a first attempt at a new recipe to not turn out quite how you expected. Next one will be better! Or you’ll decide this recipe isn’t worth the hassle and you’ll make something else. 

  15. EnvironmentEuphoric9

    It looks like it was made a week ago and then left out on the counter.

  16. Yromemtnatsisrep

    If this was a cartoon, a foghorn would play when you take it out