How my daughter just strips the topping off the pizza and leaves the dough

by gagi11030

27 Comments

  1. DaalWithChawal

    Microwave a plate of shredded cheese, sauce and toppings next time you order pizza…leave the pizza for those that wana eat the damn thing.

  2. ultraplusstretch

    Actual pizza crime.

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  3. Grapemelon-23

    Not eating the crusts to a factor of 10.

  4. hepheastus_87

    It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again….

  5. Dangerous_Ad_6101

    How often is she allowed out of the basement?

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  6. Wild-Lychee-3312

    Sorry but it’s straight to the gulag for this crime.

  7. Over_Writing467

    Are there any missing pets in the neighborhood?

  8. No_Education_8888

    We offer a crustless pizza at our restaurant. It’s just sauce, cheese, and cheese whatever topping baked in the oven

  9. nickdipplez

    Looks like she eat off the furniture a lot

  10. SinoSoul

    Better have another kid cause your daughter is going to prison forever

  11. SunTzuLao

    If your daughter is a minor I’m sure you can find an iPhone factory position for her.

  12. TheImpossiblyPossibl

    This is what my brother and I would do though. He hated the toppings because they were too much for him so he gave them to me and I gave him my crust. Now I would take all the toppings and put it on my whole pizza giving him the end bits when I was done.

  13. MARXM03

    My almond mom did this all the time because she, “wanted the flavor but not the carbs” 

  14. Arawn-Annwn

    My little sister used to do that as a kid then dump grated parmesiam on top before eating it except for the crusts.

  15. BobtheWarmonger

    That would be a good enough sign to see if she has a gluten intolerance, no?

  16. megadeadly

    I used to do this… but I’d eat the crust out of guilt lol

  17. DavieStBaconStan

    Not a crime. 

    The pizza is innocent. 

  18. Randy-Waterhouse

    Are you sure she belongs to you?