How my daughter just strips the topping off the pizza and leaves the dough

by gagi11030

27 Comments

  1. DaalWithChawal

    Microwave a plate of shredded cheese, sauce and toppings next time you order pizza…leave the pizza for those that wana eat the damn thing.

  2. ultraplusstretch

    Actual pizza crime.

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  3. hepheastus_87

    It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again….

  4. Dangerous_Ad_6101

    How often is she allowed out of the basement?

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  5. Wild-Lychee-3312

    Sorry but it’s straight to the gulag for this crime.

  6. Over_Writing467

    Are there any missing pets in the neighborhood?

  7. No_Education_8888

    We offer a crustless pizza at our restaurant. It’s just sauce, cheese, and cheese whatever topping baked in the oven

  8. Better have another kid cause your daughter is going to prison forever

  9. SunTzuLao

    If your daughter is a minor I’m sure you can find an iPhone factory position for her.

  10. TheImpossiblyPossibl

    This is what my brother and I would do though. He hated the toppings because they were too much for him so he gave them to me and I gave him my crust. Now I would take all the toppings and put it on my whole pizza giving him the end bits when I was done.

  11. My almond mom did this all the time because she, “wanted the flavor but not the carbs” 

  12. Arawn-Annwn

    My little sister used to do that as a kid then dump grated parmesiam on top before eating it except for the crusts.

  13. BobtheWarmonger

    That would be a good enough sign to see if she has a gluten intolerance, no?

  14. megadeadly

    I used to do this… but I’d eat the crust out of guilt lol