Kimchi packet noodles pimped out. Leeks, white pepper, spinach, cooked chicken I tore apart like a raccoon, dried onion flakes, fresh parsley I tore apart also like a raccoon, loads of garlic powder, mayo to make it creamy, organic olive oil missus brought, oxtail seasoning makes a come back here, vinegar, agar syrup, some beef broth seasoning thing in the cupboard, I can't remember what else. Drinking vanilla vodka and coke, obviously with the glitter in it again
by usedcookies
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DON’T WORRY, THE SOUP IS FULL OF GLITTER TOO
Oh also dried basil and loads of chilli powder, I want it to hurt my mouth, my guts are steel and glitter at this point in my life
I’m not even gonna ask if you’re okay, I’m just gonna let nature handle this one.
I once went out and the bar had DuClaw Rainbow Farts on draft, a Rainbow Sherbet Sour with glitter. It was all I drank which led to sparkle pee. Totally worth it.
Forgot there’s also cheese in this lmao
This reminds me of when my mom put her edible glitter into our Christmas hot pot and the steam carried the glitter EVERYWHERE. All that is to say that my mom would love this.
Had to zoom in to see the glitter
It just clicked that you’re also Frankensoup guy. I’m obsessed with your mind.
Do you know sourdough guy?
This looks horrendously disgusting yet admirable delicious. The context description is a bonus points. WOULD. is it spicy 🌶️?
Damnnnn i want you
Glamen
My man knew the sub’s assignment and delivered
Some things are “completely harmless” for decades before it’s discovered how harmful they actually are… but you do you buddy, I’ll see you on the Darwin awards.
Soooooo is it still all sparkly when it comes back out? Are your intestines glittery? Do your skid marks shine? I have questions and they’re all serious AND poop related.
holy bowl of liquid gold
Look, this is amazing and you just gave me an idea to get my toddler to actually eat (I meant literally too. Don’t come at me grammar police. He has prescription shakes like a dog cause he refuses to eat real food).
So thank you and I’ll be sure to update cause feeding toddlers is basically drunk cookery and I’m gonna have to be drunk to do this.
Also I’m thinking glitter PBJ. It’ll work well with the edible glitter I have. Also I’m drunk rn so I’m sorry.
***GOLDEN RAMEN***