Oh boy nothing like a completely worthless fire show to cook my already cooked steak.
Mecha-Dave
A little under-done but he didn’t finger-fuck it like everyone else, and didn’t make unnecessary movement… I think it’s fine.
Lavion3
elite ball knowledge
Xenomorphhive
What was that subreddit for whether this is steak or tuna?
CuredBearMeat
God, l hate Salt Brick.
The fucking attention whoring. The needless tapping theatrics. I also hate my equally attention whoring former friend who loves eating this shit up.
Effective_Coach7334
Very very sloppy work, all around.
But I have to say, I prefer the visuals of the unnecessary fire show to all the b.s. penny ante theatrics we usually see.
criticalLizard32
Thats raw 🙁
HighWaterSheriff
Fuck I thought Bob Odenkirk was doing pretty well, it’s a shame he’s having to side gig as a waiter.
BloodhoundSupervisor
What’s in the bottle?
Sufficient-Push6210
He’s spraying that flame on the counter like it’s a disinfectant
Double0
Yeah, get that melted wood lacquer in there for flavor.
fukredditadm1n5
What a waste of energy, but the knife is really sharp
XInceptor
Maybe he didn’t want to cook the steak
Ok-Wrongdoer-2179
Because we love to have our steaks saturated in cooking fuel…
NoReasonDragon
Salt_Cauliflower_922
Just a stage-act
MeowMixPlzDeliverMe
Everything is aboit getting a video for social media now
ChrisOnMission
Stupid, yes, but at least the dude had skill and did not look like a clown. Some pretty inpressive moves there.
Live_Replacement6558
Customer:
Hey, can you cook and season my steak in the most unorthodox way possible?
|
Waiter:
**Bet.**
TrackPrimary6665
Yummy yummy lighter fluid
Ok_Manager_3126
He looks so bored🤣
GeorgePirpiris
That dude has that “I hate my life, what have I done?” face that I am too personally familiar with.
holyfire001202
He looks like he feels this is just as stupid as we do.
Rough_Yesterday6692
“thanks now my steak is covered in lighter fluid AND undercooked, perfect”
No_Giraffe8119
That knife tho…
SmegmaSiphon
The most impressive thing about this is how they got such a heavy sear and then set on fire a steak they still managed to not cook
pghcrew
Q: “How many cutting boards do you go through a year?”
A: “Yes.”
Lawrenceburntfish
Is this Brazilian?
SunderedValley
A ragumeme reference? In this time? In this sub?
Freezezzy
I feel like there should be a sign nearby, about the size of your average billboard, that says, in big, bold, letters:
DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!
ChampionOfdimlight
Looks kinda raw
cernegiant
Pointless. And a very badly cooked steak to boot.
Melodic_Till_3778
So a way to reheat the steak after it’s been sitting under a hot light for an hour?
MaleficentWindow8972
At this point.. you think there’s a market for lightning myself on fire and butchering a great cut of meat while doing so? For the gram or tik tok. Y’know.. like a stunt man.
Don’t steal my idea, I’m running to my local credit union tomorrow for a big fat loan. Plz no thieving my intellectual property. ❤️
I think I could even season it Salt Bae style with that magic fire stuff that produces colored flames. No way that’s harmful. It’s all about the show bby!!
Educational_Gear_660
guarantee this costs $89 or some ridiculous shit.
Oh_ToShredsYousay
Out of all the stupid salt be stuff I’ve seen, and there’s a lot of them. This was at the VERY LEAST the coolest one to actually watch. It’s like a Kiss concert.
ThatIslander
that shit looks blue. was it not brought to room temp before cooking?
andthebestnameis
That steak looks delicious though…
notaforumbot
I found the show unnecessary but some people like that crap. The steak looks delicious. My only beef (pun intended) is the sloppily placed pieces of meat. It’s just a sloppy presentation.
hcornea
This gentleman is
a) too tall
b) has no sunglasses
He should not be handling steak in this way.
Axiom1100
Ahhhhh a bit of wood glue in my steak please waiter
AlternateSatan
That cutting board must have cost tens of thousands. It’s endgrain and it’s huge. Man just set it on fire and stabbed it for good messure. No respect for his tools.
Kiwi_CunderThunt
I have a cooking torch but this is fucking dumb.
I’ve had it since I was in my early 20s and I’m 42
MisterSneakSneak
Do i have to pay extra for my steak to be cook in a non public area?
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Oh boy nothing like a completely worthless fire show to cook my already cooked steak.
A little under-done but he didn’t finger-fuck it like everyone else, and didn’t make unnecessary movement… I think it’s fine.
elite ball knowledge
What was that subreddit for whether this is steak or tuna?
God, l hate Salt Brick.
The fucking attention whoring. The needless tapping theatrics. I also hate my equally attention whoring former friend who loves eating this shit up.
Very very sloppy work, all around.
But I have to say, I prefer the visuals of the unnecessary fire show to all the b.s. penny ante theatrics we usually see.
Thats raw 🙁
Fuck I thought Bob Odenkirk was doing pretty well, it’s a shame he’s having to side gig as a waiter.
What’s in the bottle?
He’s spraying that flame on the counter like it’s a disinfectant
Yeah, get that melted wood lacquer in there for flavor.
What a waste of energy, but the knife is really sharp
Maybe he didn’t want to cook the steak
Because we love to have our steaks saturated in cooking fuel…
Just a stage-act
Everything is aboit getting a video for social media now
Stupid, yes, but at least the dude had skill and did not look like a clown. Some pretty inpressive moves there.
Customer:
Hey, can you cook and season my steak in the most unorthodox way possible?
|
Waiter:
**Bet.**
Yummy yummy lighter fluid
He looks so bored🤣
That dude has that “I hate my life, what have I done?” face that I am too personally familiar with.
He looks like he feels this is just as stupid as we do.
“thanks now my steak is covered in lighter fluid AND undercooked, perfect”
That knife tho…
The most impressive thing about this is how they got such a heavy sear and then set on fire a steak they still managed to not cook
Q: “How many cutting boards do you go through a year?”
A: “Yes.”
Is this Brazilian?
A ragumeme reference? In this time? In this sub?
I feel like there should be a sign nearby, about the size of your average billboard, that says, in big, bold, letters:
DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!
Looks kinda raw
Pointless. And a very badly cooked steak to boot.
So a way to reheat the steak after it’s been sitting under a hot light for an hour?
At this point.. you think there’s a market for lightning myself on fire and butchering a great cut of meat while doing so? For the gram or tik tok. Y’know.. like a stunt man.
Don’t steal my idea, I’m running to my local credit union tomorrow for a big fat loan. Plz no thieving my intellectual property. ❤️
I think I could even season it Salt Bae style with that magic fire stuff that produces colored flames. No way that’s harmful. It’s all about the show bby!!
guarantee this costs $89 or some ridiculous shit.
Out of all the stupid salt be stuff I’ve seen, and there’s a lot of them. This was at the VERY LEAST the coolest one to actually watch. It’s like a Kiss concert.
that shit looks blue. was it not brought to room temp before cooking?
That steak looks delicious though…
I found the show unnecessary but some people like that crap. The steak looks delicious. My only beef (pun intended) is the sloppily placed pieces of meat. It’s just a sloppy presentation.
This gentleman is
a) too tall
b) has no sunglasses
He should not be handling steak in this way.
Ahhhhh a bit of wood glue in my steak please waiter
That cutting board must have cost tens of thousands. It’s endgrain and it’s huge. Man just set it on fire and stabbed it for good messure. No respect for his tools.
I have a cooking torch but this is fucking dumb.
I’ve had it since I was in my early 20s and I’m 42
Do i have to pay extra for my steak to be cook in a non public area?