They might have been made fresh sometime last year.
by 101dnj
28 Comments
Greaterdivinity
last year? that shit looks like it’s from last millennium
lia-delrey
3,49 dollars??????
Xfuck1tX
Purple_Pixel_
last year is being generous… that pepperoni looks like it’s seen things man 💀
bizoticallyyours83
That shit has petrified
speedyweedy420
This is a bad deal even if they gave you the 3.50
Wixsteria
If old hotdogs have to legally be sold as wizard fingers, what about century old pizza slices?
i__Sisyphus
Pizza Jerkey from Jack Links Jerkey Co
inshamblesx
please say they just burnt that lol
kelmvs555
Omg that’s like a month old!!
nobodyhere_357
I think I’ve seen bodies pulled from archeological sites that looked fresher
failtuna
If you’ve had enough alcohol it’s fine, the alcohol in your stomach kills the pizza bacteria.
Honestbabe2021
Good god
paulsoleo
A nice vintage
ThatSuaveRaptor
That pepperoni is probably t-rex meat
Decent_Piece_8620
One bite and you unlock a new disease named after you. Not discovered but introduced. Eventually it gets its own Wikipedia page, then a Netflix documentary, then a warning label with your face on it. How many of you would agree with me!!!!
Bowserking11
This looks worse than the movie theater hot dog Kramer ate
Rapking
I love pizza but I’m gonna pass on that
Medium_Public4720
You know they put that pizza out long enough ago that they’d ask “leaded or unleaded” when you rolled up.
GmeBuckBoi
Cheese and pepperoni borderline black while the crust is glowing white
ActionQuinn
pizza crime!
Objective_Site3528
Wow- at the c-store I worked at the staff from the deli/pizza place would always bring me stuff that was approaching an hour old- that was their limit. I gained a massive amount of weight and respect for the Hot Stuff Pizza franchise- they really were a shining example of quality c-store food.
GravelThinking
That’s Pharoah Tutmentosis. He’s pepperoni style.
eric-artman
Anything american they can shove it up. It looks amazing 😘
28 Comments
last year? that shit looks like it’s from last millennium
3,49 dollars??????
last year is being generous… that pepperoni looks like it’s seen things man 💀
That shit has petrified
This is a bad deal even if they gave you the 3.50
If old hotdogs have to legally be sold as wizard fingers, what about century old pizza slices?
Pizza Jerkey from Jack Links Jerkey Co
please say they just burnt that lol
Omg that’s like a month old!!
I think I’ve seen bodies pulled from archeological sites that looked fresher
If you’ve had enough alcohol it’s fine, the alcohol in your stomach kills the pizza bacteria.
Good god
A nice vintage
That pepperoni is probably t-rex meat
One bite and you unlock a new disease named after you. Not discovered but introduced. Eventually it gets its own Wikipedia page, then a Netflix documentary, then a warning label with your face on it. How many of you would agree with me!!!!
This looks worse than the movie theater hot dog Kramer ate
I love pizza but I’m gonna pass on that
You know they put that pizza out long enough ago that they’d ask “leaded or unleaded” when you rolled up.
Cheese and pepperoni borderline black while the crust is glowing white
pizza crime!
Wow- at the c-store I worked at the staff from the deli/pizza place would always bring me stuff that was approaching an hour old- that was their limit. I gained a massive amount of weight and respect for the Hot Stuff Pizza franchise- they really were a shining example of quality c-store food.
That’s Pharoah Tutmentosis. He’s pepperoni style.
Anything american they can shove it up. It looks amazing 😘
I don’t think anyone cared in this process.
It’s a perfectly sane food to eat.
Death by pizza
Looks only partly fossilized.