During the last government shutdown I bought 25lbs of rice and 30lbs of beans as a fail-safe. Now both my roommate and I are too lazy to go shopping and this is the result, just some plain ass black beans and rice even though we have the money to buy better food but we cannot be bothered. Bone apple teeth.

by NolanSyKinsley

43 Comments

  1. Maximum_Power7878

    did you at least add some seasoning?

  2. Adreamskoll

    You can fry the beans. Just separate bean juice and beans, heat up some oil, caramelize some onions in the oil and add the beans, once they cook you can crush / mash them while adding bean juice. Really goes well with white rice and cheese and some spicy salsa or hot sauce. Even with just salt they are good.

  3. AverageInfamous7050

    Dry rub on rice. Interesting technique.

  4. Medium_Public4720

    You’re on the cusp of making koshari you just need some elbow macaroni, a spicy tomato sauce, some crispy onions and you are off to the races.

  5. Happy-Bullfrog7967

    looks extra dry and flavorless. well done.

  6. Winstonsphobia

    I love rice and beans. Season it with salt and pepper. I’m sort of prepper, so have a lot of dry beans and rice properly stored in basememt.

  7. Secure_Fault9228

    Throw some fried eggs i there. Maybe some 🥑

  8. Accomplished_Bag7735

    Chuck some cheese on that and I’m with you lol

  9. NekoGoddess9625

    A lil sour cream and salsa/hot sauce could really kick it up a notch 😋

  10. luxafelicity

    This is so valid. Beans and rice ftw.

  11. Tommy_Riordan

    get you some Lizano sauce and we’re talking

  12. fendersonfenderson

    I like this but my wife hates it. also I had that exact spoontula

  13. hxneycovess

    i do this with canned tuna and black beans and texas pete hot sauce. it’s my sad poverty meal

  14. Donvack

    Man you could easily spice this up with some salt, pepper, cumin, paprika, cayenne pepper, chill powder, basil, oregeno, cilantro litterly almost any spice. Do you not have a spice cabinet? Or just use some Tapatio or your favorite hot sauce. Please do better your deserve better. It’s not hard to make this a tasty meal.

  15. Mordegon

    As a Puerto Rican im terrified at the way those rice and beans look.

  16. swiftrevoir

    Well youve made a complete protein there 🙂

  17. bworthy621

    I don’t like your bean to rice ratio

  18. Sudden_Ad_6390

    I’m more intrigued about the spoon?🤣

  19. Trick-Cook6776

    Looks like a litter box that hasn’t been cleaned in a long time.

  20. dinozombiesaur

    Use a broth instead of water to make the rice. It’ll change the game

  21. Petraretrograde

    Add some cilantro and lime juice and this is good eating.

  22. Expert_Fan_1026

    Get you some purple onions, cilantro, limes to put in it with some cheap corn chips to eat with it and turn it into a whole new dish.

  23. Recycled123youth

    Any other Hispanics craving this? lol I’m salvadorean and we call this casamiento. Add some oil and we let it cook together

  24. MelonElbows

    How long does it take you to eat 25lbs of rice??

  25. Curious_Wing_2018

    As someone who was married to a Brazilian, this is absolutely legal!

  26. TheRealTofuey

    Id eat like this if I wasn’t married tbh

  27. Street-Language-1230

    Yeah, but Bryson beans are pretty darn good.