
During the last government shutdown I bought 25lbs of rice and 30lbs of beans as a fail-safe. Now both my roommate and I are too lazy to go shopping and this is the result, just some plain ass black beans and rice even though we have the money to buy better food but we cannot be bothered. Bone apple teeth.
by NolanSyKinsley

43 Comments
did you at least add some seasoning?
You can fry the beans. Just separate bean juice and beans, heat up some oil, caramelize some onions in the oil and add the beans, once they cook you can crush / mash them while adding bean juice. Really goes well with white rice and cheese and some spicy salsa or hot sauce. Even with just salt they are good.
Dry rub on rice. Interesting technique.
your spoon fascinates me
You’re on the cusp of making koshari you just need some elbow macaroni, a spicy tomato sauce, some crispy onions and you are off to the races.
looks extra dry and flavorless. well done.
throw some ham in there
I love rice and beans. Season it with salt and pepper. I’m sort of prepper, so have a lot of dry beans and rice properly stored in basememt.
Ultimate depression meal
Throw some fried eggs i there. Maybe some 🥑
Chuck some cheese on that and I’m with you lol
My fav!
This is yummy!
A lil sour cream and salsa/hot sauce could really kick it up a notch 😋
This is so valid. Beans and rice ftw.
Butter. Salt n pepper. Boom
get you some Lizano sauce and we’re talking
Look up a recipe for Jamaica rice and peas. https://jamaicanfoodsandrecipes.com/jamaican-rice-and-peas-recipe/
Beans and rice forever
Moros y Cristianos
If you have a ton of beans and rice I highly recommend Cuban black beans and rice. So much more flavor and it’s soooo good!!
https://cookingtheglobe.com/cuban-black-beans-and-rice/
I like this but my wife hates it. also I had that exact spoontula
The spoon is frying me 😭
i do this with canned tuna and black beans and texas pete hot sauce. it’s my sad poverty meal
Man you could easily spice this up with some salt, pepper, cumin, paprika, cayenne pepper, chill powder, basil, oregeno, cilantro litterly almost any spice. Do you not have a spice cabinet? Or just use some Tapatio or your favorite hot sauce. Please do better your deserve better. It’s not hard to make this a tasty meal.
As a Puerto Rican im terrified at the way those rice and beans look.
Well youve made a complete protein there 🙂
I don’t like your bean to rice ratio
This isnt that shitty
I’m more intrigued about the spoon?🤣
Atleast add a bay leaf
Needs some sauce or something.
Looks like a litter box that hasn’t been cleaned in a long time.
Use a broth instead of water to make the rice. It’ll change the game
That spoon has scoliosis
Add some cilantro and lime juice and this is good eating.
Get you some purple onions, cilantro, limes to put in it with some cheap corn chips to eat with it and turn it into a whole new dish.
Any other Hispanics craving this? lol I’m salvadorean and we call this casamiento. Add some oil and we let it cook together
How long does it take you to eat 25lbs of rice??
As someone who was married to a Brazilian, this is absolutely legal!
r/derailedbydetails
Id eat like this if I wasn’t married tbh
Yeah, but Bryson beans are pretty darn good.