half life pizza by antiaromatic_anion 12 Comments Downvoted_Defender 2 months ago Somehow even more underwhelming than i could have anticipated. 2thenorth 2 months ago Spend half your life in jail for this monstrosity ! IcyTheGuy 2 months ago None pizza with left sauce the-original-erk 2 months ago Punishment for crime is immediate assimilation by head crab. south-of-the-river 2 months ago The CD is pizza sauce colouredTHE CD IS PIZZA SAUCE COLOUREDAll the things he did and HE DIDN’T DO THE MAIN THING ludicrouspeedgo 2 months ago This isnt a pizza. Mistrial. SAwfulBaconTaco 2 months ago Would have been far better as one of those big cookies, decorated with frosting, instead of whatever this was. pman13531 2 months ago It had an incredibly short half-life as a pizza or even something edible. DavieStBaconStan 2 months ago It’s round dough with some bullshit on top. Jesterchunk 2 months ago Nothing against it being half life themed, but it’s just so BARREN. At least make a margherita first and then do the pattern. PlaceZealousideal928 2 months ago Wake up and… And smell the ashes… Taserface_345 2 months ago Dont put it in a microwave
south-of-the-river 2 months ago The CD is pizza sauce colouredTHE CD IS PIZZA SAUCE COLOUREDAll the things he did and HE DIDN’T DO THE MAIN THING
SAwfulBaconTaco 2 months ago Would have been far better as one of those big cookies, decorated with frosting, instead of whatever this was.
Jesterchunk 2 months ago Nothing against it being half life themed, but it’s just so BARREN. At least make a margherita first and then do the pattern.
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Somehow even more underwhelming than i could have anticipated.
Spend half your life in jail for this monstrosity !
None pizza with left sauce
Punishment for crime is immediate assimilation by head crab.
The CD is pizza sauce coloured
THE CD IS PIZZA SAUCE COLOURED
All the things he did and HE DIDN’T DO THE MAIN THING
This isnt a pizza. Mistrial.
Would have been far better as one of those big cookies, decorated with frosting, instead of whatever this was.
It had an incredibly short half-life as a pizza or even something edible.
It’s round dough with some bullshit on top.
Nothing against it being half life themed, but it’s just so BARREN. At least make a margherita first and then do the pattern.
Wake up and… And smell the ashes…
Dont put it in a microwave