It is very small, It didn't darken much, and the bottom got stuck to the baking paper
Where the hell did I go wrong
Still tasty though

by I_Swear_Not_Bot

42 Comments

  1. WildYeastWizard

    We don’t know what you did wrong if you don’t include what you did

  2. Hunk_Rockgroin

    No clue if you don’t tell us what you did? Lol

  3. psilosophist

    You provided 0 information, no one can tell you what you did wrong, but this looks like you just mixed flour and water together and baked it.

  4. Glass-Helicopter-126

    Your “rest” (bulk ferment) was too short and/or your starter is too weak. No fermentation happened there.

  5. hack4freecbs

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    This looks to me, like much of what happens when you start a new hobby, is that there are fundamentals of the process that you are missing, which is no one’s fault.

    To quote my good friend Jake the Dog, sucking at something is the first step to getting good at something and this is a better attempt than 98% of people who have never even tried baking bread.

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  6. mertilated

    What temperature is the room you rested the dough in?

  7. OCbrunetteesq

    Is your starter ready? Often the pancakes are because of starters that are too young.

  8. desireresortlover

    Do you like hockey? 😂 honestly just looks like your starter was not active or you didn’t let your dough ferment enough in bulk ferment process.

  9. GarthMater

    I am impressed that you have created composite building material. It’s ok, I bet you will rise to the occasion and not loaf about.

  10. Any-Jeweler-2030

    I think you got the bread recipe screwed up with a scone recipe.

  11. Try Rye flour for starter feedings, it’s considered the “super booster”.

  12. Main_Cauliflower5479

    Could be a few things. Starter was spent, not fed enough. Do you feed with bread flour?

    Could be over fermented. What you have is what happens when the dough has fermented too long. Doesn’t rise and doesn’t brown.

  13. longjing_lover

    it’s a lovely looking biscotti, just needs a second bake!

  14. BraveT0ast3r

    “Did they make that in Chernobyl?” -My wife when I showed this to her.

    But to be fair, I’m also very new at this so I can’t really judge. Improvement is best measured from a good baseline!

  15. Brown8382

    I had a hard time understanding the poke test to determine fermentation completion, but what worked for me is the jiggle test. When it’s proofing, if you shake the container, does the mass of dough jiggle sort of like jello? If so, the dough is full of air and probably is ready. If it doesn’t jiggle or only jiggle a tiny bit, it’s probably not ready because it’s not full of air. Another thing i realized was I was not creating a warm enough environment for the yeast. So now I use warm water when i mix my dough and I also use a Raisenne mat. Good luck!

  16. chock-a-block

    Something not mentioned, if the paper was sticking to the bread, that means the chemicals that make parchment paper leeched into your bread. 

    If you insist on using parchment paper, lower your baking temp a whole lot and let it bake longer. 

    You can also use butter or grease on the bottom of the pan. The perception that grease and butter are “bad” is false. Both benefit from a lower baking temp. 

  17. Delicious-Sound5074

    I don’t know why but this reminds of bread that the ancients would eat in the desert! No style points just sustenance! 😂

  18. robotbeatrally

    dehydrate it in a dehydrator thoroughly and vacuum seal it with dessicant and oxygen absorber and have yourself some free-ish emergency food 🙂 soak in milk for 30 min before eating lol

  19. abcdffancy

    omg my second loaf looked like this. I kept calling it the cement loaf lol I’m glad it wasn’t just me.

  20. Just_Elk_1185

    Based on the color alone your starter isn’t mature enough to make bread yet.

  21. gaucholoco03

    Do you play hockey? You could repurpose.

  22. Valley-Girl75

    That’s a pretty high hydration dough for a beginner. Higher hydration dough needs more time to bulk ferment, especially if dough temperature is 70°f & below. Also, higher hydration dough should get a 50-75% rise before cold proofing. Give it more time & best of luck😊

  23. Just because you have sour dough starter doesn’t mean it’s ready for making bread. It has to be developed in a vessel over several days to a peak of yeast activity. Developed starter ready to make bread floats on top of water.

  24. Feisty_Ad_6672

    I would tend to agree that your starter wasn’t fully developed. Keep trying and hang in there. Not everyone gets it on the first try.

  25. hmmspicy

    So many questions after reading the thread a bit 😅

  26. It looks like your dough might not have fermented properly. Make sure your starter is active and give it enough time to rise during the bulk fermentation. A little patience goes a long way in sourdough baking.

  27. You.did not.bulk enough.. do not watch the clock…watch your dough. It may yake 6 -13 hours to rise. They key is.bo matter how long it takes, dont touch it till it gets to just a little less than double

  28. sin_esthesia

    You can probably fix a hole in the wall with that, it’s not all bad.