Not fancy. Would have been 900 calories for judt the beans, then decided to toss some of that ancient (expired 3 years ago) Parmesan cheese on it for a few extra calories, and to speed up using it it. I won't buy any more till i use up what i got.
by elonmusktheturd22
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Don’t forget to subtract the calories when it all comes back up.
I regularly consume stuff that is “expired” per the label, but 3 years after the fact on pre grated cheese is insane haha
Get your power farts ready.
Can some please explain why the cheese is that colour.
Beans on toast
not expired until it’s inedible. yesterday i ate some sour cream that expired on halloween of 2025
Can’t even imagine the aftermath
I think it’s brown sugar ain’t no way
Didn’t know parm could do that
This post was made by farts.
Can you PLEASE just buy some new Parmesan cheese?!?
Why tf would you buy pre grated parmesan, jesus fking christ
OP is one of my favorite poster on here. Our guy is build different, fr
Are you still alive? 😳😳
Thank you for clarifying that this is “not fancy” I almost got confused there for a second
This is just a bowl of dog kibble and you can’t convince me otherwise.
Some of the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen
Please let us know if you’re ok? 😬
Prehistoric Parmesan cheese
Calling Bs on this whole thing. Like I understand broke people with literally no money. And they don’t eat expired food. They eat normal things, you’re just doing this for Internet points.
This guy is a phony.
Honestly how do you not get food poisoning from all the expired food you eat?
All that brown cellulose pulp mmm
-500 calories cause that parm will make you shit everything out plus gave of yesterday’s food too
…don’t.
You are the real life Gachiakuta where you must find a use for everything no matter how old
Bouta hit the gym?
And gas for 2 days.
See you on the other side OP 🫡
I’d eat expired parm, its unlikely to kill you but if it was brown then fuck that dude.
Please tell me you didn’t actually eat that 😭 Parmesan should not be brown 💀
Sure that isn’t coffee in your cheese container?
This is going to cause a violent stomach ache.
Broooo stop with the brown cheese! Just use salt or something lol
I draw a line at eating expired food when it changes texture or color. Just me
At this point im convinced some of you dont even eat this shit and just pose for the camera (its how I cope)
3 years is insane… it’s brown 😭
Your posts are so interesting
Looks good OP. This would kill me several times over though.
Parmesan shouldn’t come in a jar.