You should tag as nsfw because it looks like nothing else besides a turd on the thumbnail
xiaoalexy
how did he even make it look like that
ImitationGold
I feel like this is said everytime but this is so close to just a turd it’s honestly amazing. Double shit surprise with the second pic
Did he hurl insults at it to cook it or something
Mr_Bagginses
Ummmmm…
JustHereForTheBeer_
You spelled crapaccio wrong.
Sir-Nicholas
Did you try it?
AverageInfamous7050
Kinda looks like a pork tenderloin. Isn’t carpaccio a raw meat dish ?
3godeth
Did he cook it low and slow for 48 hours?
SpeedSpirited8652
It looks like shriveled up dick foreskin. Yummy
decarnatedame
How did he manage to make it look burnt but still be completely raw???
Nervenzusammenbruch
Carpaccio is raw, not dried. Do you mean jamon at any chance?
shrimpecans
That’s ain’t carpaccio my guy. Carpaccio is thin, raw meat (usually beef) served up with accoutrements. That looks like he aged raw chicken out in the open air. Have some antibiotics on hand if you decide to try it.
yergonnamakemedrum
This looks more like chicken biltong, aside from the obvious fact it looks like a fresh fudge dragon.
BludStanes
Did he make it with his body about an hour after he ate it the first time?
PugGrumbles
He did that with chicken? Why?
MrMansaMusa
Chicken carpooccio
PiperBluDewey
You’ll be doing humanity a great service for such an insult
someawfulbitch
Yes, yes you should.
And a permanent ban from ever preparing food ever again.
crackcrackcracks
Ew
EvaTheE
We have officially reached the point where we are digging too deep and greedily, as collective humanity. We have unleashed the Crappachio of Morgoth.
dsmooth74
This doesn’t look like chicken
Jlx_27
Bro needs some fiber in his diet.
eduardgustavolaser
Carpaccio is raw, thinly sliced meat. This is cured like a salami or ham
OrangeClyde
Cosmonaut_Cockswing
So its just breaded chicken left out to dry in the sun for a bit?
LonkerinaOfTime
Mang das a big ole poop!
Wolfwoode
How long did it take him to fossilize the chicken?
frozengoodness
That’s poop… from a butt
CMDA
I bet that turd is tasty
ManLegPower
That looks like dogshit.
Appropriate-Egg-8776
Where is the carpaccio?
zckthrppr
Sir. Thats a deep fried elephant dick.
Slawzik
I love that I have seen four or five different replies of what this is supposed to be,very comforting that there are so many types of weird cured meats
WiseSpunion
One no such thing two this is some sort of cured chicken meat carpaccio is raw
cannavacciuolo420
Chicken speck
Apprehensive-Ad5358
Yes deport him
Arnold_Shortzweather
It was probably a really nice looking chicken carpaccio before he ate it, shit it out, and took a picture of the turd.
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the outside looks like a turd
r/shitfromabutt
Did he cook it with his colon?
You should tag as nsfw because it looks like nothing else besides a turd on the thumbnail
how did he even make it look like that
I feel like this is said everytime but this is so close to just a turd it’s honestly amazing. Double shit surprise with the second pic
Did he hurl insults at it to cook it or something
Ummmmm…
You spelled crapaccio wrong.
Did you try it?
Kinda looks like a pork tenderloin. Isn’t carpaccio a raw meat dish ?
Did he cook it low and slow for 48 hours?
It looks like shriveled up dick foreskin. Yummy
How did he manage to make it look burnt but still be completely raw???
Carpaccio is raw, not dried. Do you mean jamon at any chance?
That’s ain’t carpaccio my guy. Carpaccio is thin, raw meat (usually beef) served up with accoutrements. That looks like he aged raw chicken out in the open air. Have some antibiotics on hand if you decide to try it.
This looks more like chicken biltong, aside from the obvious fact it looks like a fresh fudge dragon.
Did he make it with his body about an hour after he ate it the first time?
He did that with chicken? Why?
Chicken carpooccio
You’ll be doing humanity a great service for such an insult
Yes, yes you should.
And a permanent ban from ever preparing food ever again.
Ew
We have officially reached the point where we are digging too deep and greedily, as collective humanity. We have unleashed the Crappachio of Morgoth.
This doesn’t look like chicken
Bro needs some fiber in his diet.
Carpaccio is raw, thinly sliced meat. This is cured like a salami or ham
So its just breaded chicken left out to dry in the sun for a bit?
Mang das a big ole poop!
How long did it take him to fossilize the chicken?
That’s poop… from a butt
I bet that turd is tasty
That looks like dogshit.
Where is the carpaccio?
Sir. Thats a deep fried elephant dick.
I love that I have seen four or five different replies of what this is supposed to be,very comforting that there are so many types of weird cured meats
One no such thing two this is some sort of cured chicken meat carpaccio is raw
Chicken speck
Yes deport him
It was probably a really nice looking chicken carpaccio before he ate it, shit it out, and took a picture of the turd.
Shit from a butt