My wife wouldn’t eat this because it had too many onions
Smash or pass?
by ddbllwyn
44 Comments
the_herbal_shaman_
Bummer
Lexiiboo97
That looks yummy
Scribble_Box
I’ll be your wife.
gilly_girl
What onions? I don’t see any onions.
copypop
Sorry OPs wife, no such thing
jspnwo
The limit does not exist. That is a perfect amount. However I am learning in this group that some of you may out onion me.
bkkween
Looks so delicious 😋 not enough Onion if you ask me
Teestow21
I think you spelled *ex wife* wrong there, bud.
Main-Ladder-5663
I’m your wife now, thank you. fuckin SMASH.
Hallelujah33
Divorce o’clock
javerthugo
Ordinarily I think Reddit is way too quick to call for divorce but in this case…
free_ballin_llama
When’s the divorce?
Shibaswift
That’s light onion what’s she on about???
Hot-Box-5883
Sounds like a brat and ungrateful sorry you gotta deal wit that
GreenTeaMochiYum
What!? This is perfection. More for you, I guess!
EnvironmentEuphoric9
Smash the noodles, pass on your wife.
theCOMBOguy
That looks amazing, I’ll be your wife.
Excellent-Try7027
I’ll write up the divorce paperwork.
OldLocksmith5986
1. 🤤🤤🤤🤤 (literally).
2. r/egg
Fibrosis5O
Heaven forbid she take them off, her majesty
JulietLostFaith
Put extra onions on the divorce papers.
OldPresence5323
Keep going!
speedyprincess
Can’t she scoop them off
GuardianAlien
My lobster is too buttery type of complaint.
Psychological_Tax109
Somebody obviously doesn’t know that there is NO such thing as too many onions
sneerish
I always put 2 green onions worth on my ramen. What’s the harm?
Fred_the-Red
That looks so fire
No_Yogurtcloset_7219
I think you need a divorce
Forward_Potato_2765
How does she feel about being more wrong than she’s ever been?
probablyadinosaur
Straight up drooling now.
Shaposhnikovsky227
This is the most appetizing thing I’ve ever laid my eyes upon.
revstone
What in the name of all that’s holy is this dish and where can I get it
PcLvHpns
I’M PRETTY SURE THIS IS CONSIDERED IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES
jumbolump73
I don’t like her tone
Kamisori
I’ll make you feel good if you made me that
FakeNewsAnchorhaha
There’s no such thing as too many onions wtf is she talking about?
Worldly-Profession66
You’re wife is a maniac for turning down onions
Pure-Smile-7329
This looks like heaven!
YourDadsUsername
You misspelled ex-wife.
DangerMacAwesome
Lol that isn’t too much onion, it’s not enough onion!
Erzter_Zartor
Divorce
Temporary_Ad7906
More onions for u <3
Turbulent-Leg3678
Bro, there are more fish in the sea.
thetronguy0
Hope she’s a keeper. She defintely should try it, cause you have a very good culinar vision. Not every man on this planet put time, love, colors, or even presentations to plates ! Males are mostly “practical” 🤣
(Little tip if it’s “too much onions” for her. Just cook onions long time on low heat with butter. Not any butter, good quality butter. Believe me, even if she hates onions. She will love these “milky/buttery” caramelized onions and she will never say again there too much onion on.your plate 🤟😏)
44 Comments
Bummer
That looks yummy
I’ll be your wife.
What onions? I don’t see any onions.
Sorry OPs wife, no such thing
The limit does not exist. That is a perfect amount. However I am learning in this group that some of you may out onion me.
Looks so delicious 😋 not enough Onion if you ask me
I think you spelled *ex wife* wrong there, bud.
I’m your wife now, thank you. fuckin SMASH.
Divorce o’clock
Ordinarily I think Reddit is way too quick to call for divorce but in this case…
When’s the divorce?
That’s light onion what’s she on about???
Sounds like a brat and ungrateful sorry you gotta deal wit that
What!? This is perfection. More for you, I guess!
Smash the noodles, pass on your wife.
That looks amazing, I’ll be your wife.
I’ll write up the divorce paperwork.
1. 🤤🤤🤤🤤 (literally).
2. r/egg
Heaven forbid she take them off, her majesty
Put extra onions on the divorce papers.
Keep going!
Can’t she scoop them off
My lobster is too buttery type of complaint.
Somebody obviously doesn’t know that there is NO such thing as too many onions
I always put 2 green onions worth on my ramen. What’s the harm?
That looks so fire
I think you need a divorce
How does she feel about being more wrong than she’s ever been?
Straight up drooling now.
This is the most appetizing thing I’ve ever laid my eyes upon.
What in the name of all that’s holy is this dish and where can I get it
I’M PRETTY SURE THIS IS CONSIDERED IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES
I don’t like her tone
I’ll make you feel good if you made me that
There’s no such thing as too many onions wtf is she talking about?
You’re wife is a maniac for turning down onions
This looks like heaven!
You misspelled ex-wife.
Lol that isn’t too much onion, it’s not enough onion!
Divorce
More onions for u <3
Bro, there are more fish in the sea.
Hope she’s a keeper.
She defintely should try it, cause you have a very good culinar vision.
Not every man on this planet put time, love, colors, or even presentations to plates !
Males are mostly “practical” 🤣
(Little tip if it’s “too much onions” for her.
Just cook onions long time on low heat with butter.
Not any butter, good quality butter.
Believe me, even if she hates onions. She will love these “milky/buttery” caramelized onions and she will never say again there too much onion on.your plate 🤟😏)