Do not come near me for the next 24 hours | 2 eggs, 500g Heinz beans with parmesan that hasn’t melted, 300g of tuna

by Peepeeman2981

48 Comments

  1. AverageInfamous7050

    Once you leave the toilet, if it’s still standing, it will never work correctly again.

  2. Librosinleer

    Smash but I ate too much tuna this week

  3. therekamniar4891

    All that was missing was cassava flour and two spoonfuls of white rice.

  4. CrystalWebb13

    The meal of a competitive Power Shitter.

  5. Jeffrey_Bernard

    ![gif](giphy|xTiTnsiwoxekWiNQ3u)

  6. No-Hospital-21

    might need to call a plumber.. or 2

  7. OP wants to make a new hole in the ozone layer…

  8. MysticMarauder69

    You know you can workout without eating like this, right?

  9. elonmusktheturd22

    If yours is like mine, keep a window open lol

  10. Ope_85311

    Ya gotta at least credit u/elonmusktheturd22 for the inspiration

  11. EmergencyGrocery3238

    Why would you do that, whyyy????

  12. shadowtheimpure

    Jesus, your ass must be a deadly weapon at this point. I’m talking Geneva Conventions level.

  13. Jwchibi

    Why’s everyone fart maxing this month?

  14. moonwaternymph

    That ass STANKS 😭😭😭😭😭😭

  15. insecurity_trickster

    Please stay away from the bench press and the leg press. Best stay away from weights altogether. Also, no squats – should go without saying, really. Just some light cardio, preferrably outside.

  16. PsyFyFungi

    I don’t think that’s 300g of tuna.

  17. robaroo

    I would demolish the shit out of that! All it needs is a couple of fried sweet plantains and cheese on the side. Damn. Now I’m hungry.

  18. WeevilWeedWizard

    Noticing an uptick in plates full of various forms of boiled eggs, beans, and parmesan.

  19. CarberHotdogVac

    ![gif](giphy|T1aQNWpXb2GoGsgDjt|downsized)

  20. karmacuda

    the farts you produce would classify as chemical weaponry

  21. fartsonyourmom

    You do not have ibs, the ibs has you.

  22. treesmith1

    Legal name change to Pootie Two Shoes comin’ up.

  23. InternationalLoad330

    Seams to be the meal the guy next to me on the plane ate for breakfast this morning.

  24. Jeramy_Jones

    Fuck the cold, you’ve got your farts to keep you warm

  25. Did you plan this combination in advance?

  26. SLCPDSoakingDivision

    Why are your yolks so orange?

  27. Fizzy-Odd-Cod

    At least the Parmesan isn’t 3 years expired.

  28. alanaisalive

    What general area do you live in? I’d like to try to keep a 50 mile safety radius away if possible.

  29. Seselwa1988

    Great way to get protien intake for a gym goer but damn thats gonna pain the back of the toilet later 🤣

  30. GoatTacos

    I can already tell your toilet is going to be vibrating from the reverberation of those earthquake farts

  31. Savings_Army3073

    “Oooooh look at me I’m eating protein “

  32. Quick_Extension_3115

    At least the cheese isn’t brown and 3 years past its expiation date this time

  33. Colourblindknight

    ![gif](giphy|26tPrcX6EfSj5N0HK)

    Your booty cheeks hitting eachother after eating this flatulent feast