We talk about poo too much in this sub

by JoeRogansNipple

38 Comments

  1. princeofspringstreet

    TB acts as a binder of poop for me. t. regular diarrhea-haver.

  2. RectumRavager69

    Most people that get diarrhea from taco bell just have almost zero fiber in their diet and the beef mix at taco bell is cut with oats to stretch it, which is actually not a terrible way of doing things from a health and safety perspective compared to just straight up adding sawdust to grated parmesan which is a real thing, but it’s enough fiber if you eat enough of it to make you have to take a gigantic shit. It’s also greasy and cheesy enough to put some diarrhea behind the roughage. If they ate fiber more regularly and didn’t already have so much fat in their diet their intestines couldn’t absorb anymore they wouldn’t get the epic shits after taco bell.

    Basically they’re fatasses is what I’m saying. With terrible diets.

  3. ForestElvenKing

    Chipotle yes. Taco Bell no. Tomatillo from chipotle makes me drop a crested screamer almost instantly.

  4. ChalkLicker

    Some people think it’s funny, but it’s not …

  5. DarePatient2262

    You just gotta power through that shit and get right back up on that horse

  6. Substantial-Tart-464

    who in the 90s thought the Taco meat was not from a cows because a few TBs in our area were a little to close for comfort to the Animal Hospitals in each town. Conspiracy theory yes but was it true…..

  7. bwoahful___

    People that don’t have enough fiber in their diet and have built up zero spice tolerance:

  8. Animedude83

    Personally I don’t notice anything from any fast food, BESIDES McDonalds, doesn’t give me poo but it does make my farts stink weird.

  9. JollyCompetition5272

    i will eat literally almost anything and enjoy it, but i swear to god everytime i eat anything on taco bells menu i hate it, and it ends up making me ill for >24 hours lol.

  10. TwumpyWumpy

    Never once has Taco Bell given me diarrhea.

  11. Please link where I can buy several of these

  12. Ralewing

    I ate a bunch of tb once then an hour later smoked salvia and became a toilet for five thousand years.

  13. Saykowie

    My stomach is in absolute shambles (I can’t even fucking eat broccoli) but never had issues with the ole’ Taco Bell.

  14. Bigheaded_1

    Never had a problem with TB, people talk shit about it a lot “ohhh it gives me diarrhea every time I eat it!” But food from fancy pants, organic, non GMO Chipotle has actually killed a few people

  15. Sweaty-Razzmatazz948

    Wtf did I just read 😹😹😹😹😹

  16. Status-Artichoke-755

    America runs on a fiber deficiency

  17. nonconsenual_tickler

    So you’re not gonna show us where we can buy this?

  18. agoraphobic_mattur

    I feel attacked for liking taco bell and having IBS. THE FUCK. sorry for existing and liking similar things

  19. JoeRogansNipple

    To be clear, I am not advertising this meme hat. Any links posted to purchase are likely scams.

  20. yellowirish

    The people in r/tacobell supports this

  21. Apart_Bandicoot_396

    Not going to lie tho, I made a nice chili tonight (I’d call it a 7/10 level) that has my guts acting up.

  22. doctordale89

    As someone who got horribly sick all 3 times I’ve ever eaten there. I found out that use onions in the “meat”. Onions are the worst thing ever created and I’m so happy I’m allergic to them. After it all came out almost immediately, had to sit down for a while and cool down and catch my breath popped some Benadryls and I was okay in a few hours. I probably almost died one of those times, still didn’t get diarrhea though

  23. in1gom0ntoya

    the day I get the hot shits is the day I stop eating spicy and die.

  24. telepopik

    the only time i ever had a stomach issue from taco bell is when i ate 20 cinnabon delights in one sitting and had to immediately throw it up😂😂

  25. Necessary_Bee_5752

    Actually diarrhea as a healthy response to eating poison sludge 🤷‍♂️

  26. BainbridgeBorn

    At this point I don’t even blame Tb, I blame the people who eat deliberately BAD food and expect different results.

  27. Ok-University-9285

    Beans have a lot of fiber and most people don’t eat enough fiber. Fiber can kickstart a bowel movement that’s been just waiting for a good push from the back end.

  28. ur_moms_chode

    Lots of stuff gives me diarrhea 

    Shout out to Proctitis

  29. I have no digestive troubles with Taco Bell, but I’ll admit the rest of the hat applies to me.

  30. Melodic-Yoghurt7193

    Mfs talk about some beans and rice giving them diarrhea but order the double decker southern dickin’ bacon burger 4x a week with no sweat

  31. Adventurous-Brain-36

    I feel like it’s definitely not the spice level of Taco Bell that gives people diarrhea.