I'll let you guess the toppings.

by Weird-Space-782

16 Comments

  1. Unhappy-Buy-9088

    The dinner pizza with protein, vegetable, and carb made me laugh 

  2. Nuprin_Dealer

    Some of these resemble microscopic pictures of cells. Hold the mitochondria.

  3. That one second to last is a French pissaladiere, caramelised onion base with anchovies and little olives. Beyond delicious normally, but that one looks anaemic 

  4. cubgerish

    Some of these look pretty good if you’re willing to loosen the definition of “pizza”.

    I’ll never understand shelled mussels on a pizza though.

    How the hell do you eat it?

    If you’re just removing the shells, then what’s the point of even having them on there?!!??!!

  5. RelativeMinors

    Image 1 : Neapolitan add garlic no cheese

    Image 2 : Calamari and Scallop white sauce or garlic emulsion

    Image 3 : Clam and mussel ( or maybe like a date or something?? )

    Image 4 : Bacon, collard greens & diced tomato

    Image 5 : Pork chops, green onion & Pineapple

    Image 6 : Nuts, Kalamata olives, starfish & sadness

    Image 7 : Boba tea pearls, jelly and a freshly picked garden flower

  6. Havelock_Patrician

    Some of these are borderline, a few would have merited guillotining in a more enlightened era. Hard to assess an aggregate penalty. I’d probably pick the worst and sentence on that basis. Guillotine it is, then.

  7. DantheTechGuy

    I missed my opportunity to buy this one. It truly is very cursed.

  8. Steelwraith955

    The fools not only documented their crimes, they also published them… maximum sentence.

  9. DenialNode

    Its a rogues gallery. Mugshot after mugshot.

  10. banditrider2001

    Should have been burned, not given to a thrift store where someone could have burned their eyes by seeing this.

  11. ZeldaZealot

    Wow, 7 whole felonies in one post. Impressive.