We bought a property with a massive 20m chimney. What would you do with this?

by Freewheeler631

26 Comments

  1. Friendly_Ad_3813

    It’s called advertising, and why one local BBQ shop was forced to close…

  2. MattManSD

    Convert the house to ordering and dining, the small outbuilding to the pit

  3. MaxRokatanski

    That’s not a feature, that’s a liability.

    If you’re going to have a very serious pit then I guess you could use it, but I don’t know that it will draw without a lot of heat.

    The top is deteriorating so if you don’t want to be surprised by random bricks falling you need to find someone to do some maintenance. Where’s Fred Dibnah when you need him! 😜

  4. hip-disguise

    disassemble from the top down, those bricks look like they can be reused to make something “new” and cool looking.

  5. Freewheeler631

    Not my property. Just reposting for fun ideas. OP is getting a structural survey, etc. I just couldn’t embellish the original post title.

  6. Various_Crab1617

    Bro first off you need to call an exorcism that place is definitely haunted

  7. Key_Bother4315

    Hire a structural engineer and see if it’s worth saving, otherwise demolish before it kills someone.

  8. Prestigious_Snow1589

    Last one to the top is a rotten egg

  9. flndouce

    If it’s stable, rent space to a cell phone company to put repeaters on.

  10. darthkale

    Paint it Black and put a big red eye on top

  11. Financial-Solid-4775

    Obviously you build a big fire and see if you can get flames to shoot out the top. FFS

  12. Lady down and take a picture like it’s my penis.

  13. Lost-Barracuda-9680

    Approach cell phone service providers offering the stack for them to add antennas

  14. Good-Grayvee

    Oh fuck. Don’t show that to Steven Miller.