I combined cocoa, black tea, and coffee. I call it the amalgamation or the bladder destroyer because i kept peeing after i drank a cup of it

by TomboyArmpitSniffer

29 Comments

  1. bustercaseysghost

    As unappealing as that sounds, it looks like roux. I wonder if r/Cajun food could tell 🤔 probably

  2. AverageInfamous7050

    Great googly moogly. I’ll get my cup.

  3. Relative_Inflation72

    Were you terribly bored old bean?

  4. I-Eat-Bacon

    Did you pee brown? My dog is asking.

  5. Eggxactly1001

    I’d drink it with cream and sugar.

  6. Objective-Corgi-3527

    This would be great with lots of milk and sugar

  7. turquoise_amethyst

    How much sugar did you put in it?

    Did it give you heartburn?

  8. Salohacin

    Covfefe was real all along, I knew it! 

  9. willowsquest

    I had a similar thought process, but came to a slightly different conclusion (text from one of my other soc accounts lol)

    > Masala Chai: black tea with milk, spices, and ginger.
    > Dirty Chai: Masala chai with a shot of espresso
    >
    > Café Mocha: espresso shot with steamed milk and chocolate.
    > Bastard’s Mocha: coffee with a pack of hot chocolate stirred in
    >
    > Proposal: Filthy Chai, a Dirty Chai with hot chocolate stirred in

  10. TomboyArmpitSniffer

    to anyone who is genuinely interested in trying and experimenting with this, check my comment on my post in r/ chocolate, its in my profile

  11. Taolan13

    drink some water.

    chocolate, tea, and coffee all have diuretic properties

  12. Flammable_Canary

    I’d try, but nothing beats plain old black coffee. My one and only experience with Dutch Bros years ago made me aware there’s people among us who do not know how to make simple black coffee.

  13. TheMilkKing

    Mocha Chai has been around a long time, nothing new under the sun.

  14. releaseepsteinfiles1

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  15. zackmophobes

    I do exactly this with my pour over coffee. Throw a bag of black tea in the bottom while you brew it for that extra caffeine and bitter taste and then sweeten with cocoa mix for a mocha flavor. Good stuff and gets ya buzzing!

    I think we need a better name for it tho, I’m not calling it bladder destroyer 😆

  16. FaultyScience

    This sounds good as hell. I sometimes brew coffee with spiced tea but never considered throwing in cocoa too. The holy trinity.

  17. johngunthner

    Add some cinnamon/cloves/nutmeg next time!!

  18. eric-artman

    Add some sauerkraut juice and then you will have what you named