I combined cocoa, black tea, and coffee. I call it the amalgamation or the bladder destroyer because i kept peeing after i drank a cup of it
I combined cocoa, black tea, and coffee. I call it the amalgamation or the bladder destroyer because i kept peeing after i drank a cup of it
by TomboyArmpitSniffer
29 Comments
Flat_Demand_8341
Please drink some water.
bustercaseysghost
As unappealing as that sounds, it looks like roux. I wonder if r/Cajun food could tell 🤔 probably
AverageInfamous7050
Great googly moogly. I’ll get my cup.
Relative_Inflation72
Were you terribly bored old bean?
theFields97
Are you still peeing?
nichyc
Sounds delicious
I-Eat-Bacon
Did you pee brown? My dog is asking.
Eggxactly1001
I’d drink it with cream and sugar.
rotobot
So a regular mocha chai?
Objective-Corgi-3527
This would be great with lots of milk and sugar
Throwaway525612
Bruh id be peeing out my ass.
Balrogos
it is good? milch or water?
ShadowMask87
I bet the pee smelled nice
OddlyRelevantusrnme
But… why?
turquoise_amethyst
How much sugar did you put in it?
Did it give you heartburn?
Salohacin
Covfefe was real all along, I knew it!
willowsquest
I had a similar thought process, but came to a slightly different conclusion (text from one of my other soc accounts lol)
> Masala Chai: black tea with milk, spices, and ginger. > Dirty Chai: Masala chai with a shot of espresso > > Café Mocha: espresso shot with steamed milk and chocolate. > Bastard’s Mocha: coffee with a pack of hot chocolate stirred in > > Proposal: Filthy Chai, a Dirty Chai with hot chocolate stirred in
jkdess
And what possessed you to do this?
TomboyArmpitSniffer
to anyone who is genuinely interested in trying and experimenting with this, check my comment on my post in r/ chocolate, its in my profile
Taolan13
drink some water.
chocolate, tea, and coffee all have diuretic properties
Flammable_Canary
I’d try, but nothing beats plain old black coffee. My one and only experience with Dutch Bros years ago made me aware there’s people among us who do not know how to make simple black coffee.
TheMilkKing
Mocha Chai has been around a long time, nothing new under the sun.
releaseepsteinfiles1

zackmophobes
I do exactly this with my pour over coffee. Throw a bag of black tea in the bottom while you brew it for that extra caffeine and bitter taste and then sweeten with cocoa mix for a mocha flavor. Good stuff and gets ya buzzing!
I think we need a better name for it tho, I’m not calling it bladder destroyer 😆
FaultyScience
This sounds good as hell. I sometimes brew coffee with spiced tea but never considered throwing in cocoa too. The holy trinity.
Jefffdude
this is just britain around the 1600s
johngunthner
Add some cinnamon/cloves/nutmeg next time!!
eric-artman
Add some sauerkraut juice and then you will have what you named
29 Comments
Please drink some water.
As unappealing as that sounds, it looks like roux. I wonder if r/Cajun food could tell 🤔 probably
Great googly moogly. I’ll get my cup.
Were you terribly bored old bean?
Are you still peeing?
Sounds delicious
Did you pee brown? My dog is asking.
I’d drink it with cream and sugar.
So a regular mocha chai?
This would be great with lots of milk and sugar
Bruh id be peeing out my ass.
it is good? milch or water?
I bet the pee smelled nice
But… why?
How much sugar did you put in it?
Did it give you heartburn?
Covfefe was real all along, I knew it!
I had a similar thought process, but came to a slightly different conclusion (text from one of my other soc accounts lol)
> Masala Chai: black tea with milk, spices, and ginger.
> Dirty Chai: Masala chai with a shot of espresso
>
> Café Mocha: espresso shot with steamed milk and chocolate.
> Bastard’s Mocha: coffee with a pack of hot chocolate stirred in
>
> Proposal: Filthy Chai, a Dirty Chai with hot chocolate stirred in
And what possessed you to do this?
to anyone who is genuinely interested in trying and experimenting with this, check my comment on my post in r/ chocolate, its in my profile
drink some water.
chocolate, tea, and coffee all have diuretic properties
I’d try, but nothing beats plain old black coffee. My one and only experience with Dutch Bros years ago made me aware there’s people among us who do not know how to make simple black coffee.
Mocha Chai has been around a long time, nothing new under the sun.

I do exactly this with my pour over coffee. Throw a bag of black tea in the bottom while you brew it for that extra caffeine and bitter taste and then sweeten with cocoa mix for a mocha flavor. Good stuff and gets ya buzzing!
I think we need a better name for it tho, I’m not calling it bladder destroyer 😆
This sounds good as hell. I sometimes brew coffee with spiced tea but never considered throwing in cocoa too. The holy trinity.
this is just britain around the 1600s
Add some cinnamon/cloves/nutmeg next time!!
Add some sauerkraut juice and then you will have what you named
The ol Chaicoloffee