In case you couldn't tell what's in the picture – these are dried carrot raisins. I forgot some carrots in my fridge for 2-3 years. They somehow haven't spoiled but got dried instead. What should I use them for?
by Crafty_Aspect8122
43 Comments
Ragebaiterlmao
Put those bad boys in a juicer and make powerful carrot juice
EmphasisOnDesperate
From the thumbnail I truly thought those were 2 leeches on an arm
SudhaTheHill
You think these are NOT spoiled?
Original-Material301
What in the xenomorph is this?
ArDee0815
Halloween decorations – on grounds of them being mummified.
veebles89
Hey, one more and you get the special ending in Bloodborne
chaseguy21
I’m shocked that they haven’t straight-up disintegrated
Nickolas_No_H
I left some eggs once. for like easily a year.
they dehydrated. the shells were all empty. i almost want to do it again. lol but in a economy like this. whos wasting eggs?
Gloomy-Restaurant-42
It looks like you clipped the fingernails off of a Guinness World Record holder.
SuperChickenLips
Look, they’re playing dead. As soon as your back is turned they will be out the window and gone. Then in 10yrs time we have a war with the Carrot people.
DaalWithChawal
Do you not clean out your fridge a few times a year? I’m OCD, so I clean and reorganize my fridge twice a month. Trust me…do this and your life will be much better.
LoveAppreciation
mhm fermented
Murky_Tennis954
I bet there’s more forgotten food in there
TheNerdBurglar
r/poopfromabutt
Stanek___
I thought those were dried leeches for your tinctures and potions.
Big_Sleep_975
Ah, the secret ingredient for the witches potion..
GravyPainter
Probably go nicely in a ragu
Ashamed-Land1221
What happens if you try to buzz up a hunk in a spice grinder to make aged carrot spice blends? Could be a market for it with those raw milk buyers or some shit, just saying maybe you can salvage a win out of the situation?
MoldyZebraCake666
Uhhh what the fuck
GentrifriesGuy
Looks like fossilized Dino poop
damian001
Omg you found her
Open_Grapefruit6675
Are they on your stomach? Seems like human skin…
cacklz
Did you really let those poor Ceti eels starve wrapped ’round your cerebral cortex?
GianniBeGood
Reminds me of one of my favorite David Sedaris essays:
genuinely thought this was the decomposed tail of a bearded dragon at first glance 😭
CockSeeker007
Your fridge must been clean enough to eat a carrot off a shelf!
Low-Counter3437
A fossilized Jurassic worm!
tobotic
~~Car~~rots
sucknocover
Did you try :smoking: a bit of one? 💡
isweedglutenfree
Keep those out of your eyes lest you transform into a ghaik
Thatignorantmoos
Brush it thought i was on r/fossilid for a second
Inveramsay
Just put them in some water and I’m sure they’ll return to normal
NewNecessary3037
r/eatityoucoward
ReadingNext3854
Hang it from your rearview mirror – say it’s a voodoo thing.
Capable_Culture_7344
I would use them for soup
maryjomcd
They’ve returned to the earth.
Virtual-Damage1221
Why do those remember me of something of Man in Black?
kcidxus_esruc_oodoov
grae23
I thought this was the popping sub and you just released two 20+ year old blackheads. This is so much worse
MidnightSnackyZnack
Damn imma smoke that shit
EmergencyGrocery3238
For a witches flying ointment
22firefly
Have you tasted them? That is like a two year ferment on carrots. Never heard of anyone making these before. You may have just stumbled upon a special ingredient.
43 Comments
Put those bad boys in a juicer and make powerful carrot juice
From the thumbnail I truly thought those were 2 leeches on an arm
You think these are NOT spoiled?
What in the xenomorph is this?
Halloween decorations – on grounds of them being mummified.
Hey, one more and you get the special ending in Bloodborne
I’m shocked that they haven’t straight-up disintegrated
I left some eggs once. for like easily a year.
they dehydrated. the shells were all empty. i almost want to do it again. lol but in a economy like this. whos wasting eggs?
It looks like you clipped the fingernails off of a Guinness World Record holder.
Look, they’re playing dead. As soon as your back is turned they will be out the window and gone. Then in 10yrs time we have a war with the Carrot people.
Do you not clean out your fridge a few times a year? I’m OCD, so I clean and reorganize my fridge twice a month. Trust me…do this and your life will be much better.
mhm fermented
I bet there’s more forgotten food in there
r/poopfromabutt
I thought those were dried leeches for your tinctures and potions.
Ah, the secret ingredient for the witches potion..
Probably go nicely in a ragu
What happens if you try to buzz up a hunk in a spice grinder to make aged carrot spice blends? Could be a market for it with those raw milk buyers or some shit, just saying maybe you can salvage a win out of the situation?
Uhhh what the fuck
Looks like fossilized Dino poop
Omg you found her
Are they on your stomach?
Seems like human skin…
Did you really let those poor Ceti eels starve wrapped ’round your cerebral cortex?
Reminds me of one of my favorite David Sedaris essays:
https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/a1024/esq0699-jun-sedaris-1/
genuinely thought this was the decomposed tail of a bearded dragon at first glance 😭
Your fridge must been clean enough to eat a carrot off a shelf!
A fossilized Jurassic worm!
~~Car~~rots
Did you try :smoking: a bit of one? 💡
Keep those out of your eyes lest you transform into a ghaik
Brush it thought i was on r/fossilid for a second
Just put them in some water and I’m sure they’ll return to normal
r/eatityoucoward
Hang it from your rearview mirror – say it’s a voodoo thing.
I would use them for soup
They’ve returned to the earth.
Why do those remember me of something of Man in Black?
I thought this was the popping sub and you just released two 20+ year old blackheads. This is so much worse
Damn imma smoke that shit
For a witches flying ointment
Have you tasted them? That is like a two year ferment on carrots. Never heard of anyone making these before. You may have just stumbled upon a special ingredient.
Liar, I know a Hagraven claw when I see one