Looks delicious. And I don’t even like chocolate cake
Asmodias1
Why put it on a pedestal? The moment you start digging in, the chocolate goo ends up on the table.
Late-Elderberry6761
**The Trunchbull:** [in singsong tone] Cookie! [Cookie appears with a massive cake, students gasp] She made this cake just for you to have on your very own. [menacingly] Her sweat and blood went into this cake, and you will not leave this platform until you have consumed the ENTIRE CONFECTION!
**Cookie:** [hands Bruce a fork] Entire confection! [to the students] See you at lunch.
**The Trunchbull:** Thank you, Cookie.
**Cookie:** [walks off] Rotten kids.
**The Trunchbull:** [to Bruce] You wanted cake, you got cake. Now, EAT IT!
As a child I literally thought there was sweat and blood in the cake and my older brother said that’s what chocolate is made out of, sweat and blood. His stupid 90’s teenage self had no idea just how right that statement is. That phrase hits like a hammer because itās not metaphorical for a lot of the worldās cocoa supply.
LevelStudent
I don’t understand why they call it the “Matilda Cake” and then serve a cake nothing at all like the one from the movie Matilda.
reincarsonated_benzo
Dobvius
The paper napkin thing they’ve put it on is awful. The actual cake looks pretty great ngl.
Azerdok
The stupid thing is the way the cake is plated, so awkward
BlutAngelus
I’m very sleepy and half zoned out when this autoplayed
I absolutely registered this as a half baked, soggy, mistake Then I came to and red the sub name And ahhh Disappointing
Bong-bingwassup
Choclate sauce with a side of soggy paper
Berserkovichdamn
Cake Bebeevskii.
MaintenanceStock6766
The best part is it looks the same way going in as it does the way out
Interesting-Back6587
I donāt think people under stand what stupid food means.
Goth_Idiot_
r/wewantplates
Steelpapercranes
Girl it’s SLOSHING wtf no
Kitsycurious
itās the presentation that is stupid here not the food, they couldāve just poured less liquid on it normally instead of this dumb trend that makes the food less appetizing
dimagmatchaat
Iāve tried it and it was SO AMAZING
Ordinary_Hall_9053
YUM YUM FOR…
MI TUM TUM!
WillUSee
Yuuummmm, chocolate slide š¬
Fluid-Row8573
Is literally Matilda’s cake. Peak.
Dilf_Enj0yer
Maleficent-Nerve486
Reminds me of poorly formed stool
Castille_92
Jordan Howlett tried this cake once at a place in London. It’s supposed to look unappetizing, that’s it’s whole thing…..hence the name
Sheddy01
My boy played Bruce in his school play he now can no longer stomach chocolate cake….more for me I guess.
AdhesivenessOk5194
It was nasty in Matilda and itās nasty now
Glass_Baseball_355
r/shitfromabutt
Vasarto
Yes Please
Ordinary_Double1556
While it is very stupid looking it does match the theme of āMatilda cakeā.
MRHOWERDCEO
STINKY SHOT
404_Name_Was_Taken
starting to think most people in this sub just dont like food.
PSK666
Idiotic
Illustrious-Sun-9018
I mean I donāt absolutely hate it. Itās just like trashcan nachos butā¦ oh wait Iām the stupid one.
Odd_Celebration2073
I really would hate having to watch all that chocolate drip all over the table
Oh_Lawd_He_commin420
powerbug80
When you’re riding in a chevy and you feel something heavy…
Hugs_Not_Drugs__jk
Not enough blood and sweat, I’ll pass.
Scrabulon
If the sauce was a little thicker, maybe, but thatās just gonna slop all over the place
39 Comments
I would try it š¤·
It’s literally named Matilda cake. šŖ
I mean it doesnāt look bad
Looks delicious. And I don’t even like chocolate cake
Why put it on a pedestal? The moment you start digging in, the chocolate goo ends up on the table.
**The Trunchbull:**
[in singsong tone] Cookie! [Cookie appears with a massive cake, students gasp] She made this cake just for you to have on your very own. [menacingly] Her sweat and blood went into this cake, and you will not leave this platform until you have consumed the ENTIRE CONFECTION!
**Cookie:**
[hands Bruce a fork] Entire confection! [to the students] See you at lunch.
**The Trunchbull:**
Thank you, Cookie.
**Cookie:**
[walks off] Rotten kids.
**The Trunchbull:**
[to Bruce] You wanted cake, you got cake. Now, EAT IT!
As a child I literally thought there was sweat and blood in the cake and my older brother said that’s what chocolate is made out of, sweat and blood. His stupid 90’s teenage self had no idea just how right that statement is. That phrase hits like a hammer because itās not metaphorical for a lot of the worldās cocoa supply.
I don’t understand why they call it the “Matilda Cake” and then serve a cake nothing at all like the one from the movie Matilda.
The paper napkin thing they’ve put it on is awful. The actual cake looks pretty great ngl.
The stupid thing is the way the cake is plated, so awkward
I’m very sleepy and half zoned out when this autoplayed
I absolutely registered this as a half baked, soggy, mistake
Then I came to and red the sub name
And ahhh
Disappointing
Choclate sauce with a side of soggy paper
Cake Bebeevskii.
The best part is it looks the same way going in as it does the way out
I donāt think people under
stand what stupid food means.
r/wewantplates
Girl it’s SLOSHING wtf no
itās the presentation that is stupid here not the food, they couldāve just poured less liquid on it normally instead of this dumb trend that makes the food less appetizing
Iāve tried it and it was SO AMAZING
YUM YUM FOR…
MI TUM TUM!
Yuuummmm, chocolate slide š¬
Is literally Matilda’s cake. Peak.
Reminds me of poorly formed stool
Jordan Howlett tried this cake once at a place in London. It’s supposed to look unappetizing, that’s it’s whole thing…..hence the name
My boy played Bruce in his school play he now can no longer stomach chocolate cake….more for me I guess.
It was nasty in Matilda and itās nasty now
r/shitfromabutt
Yes Please
While it is very stupid looking it does match the theme of āMatilda cakeā.
STINKY SHOT
starting to think most people in this sub just dont like food.
Idiotic
I mean I donāt absolutely hate it. Itās just like trashcan nachos butā¦ oh wait Iām the stupid one.
I really would hate having to watch all that chocolate drip all over the table
When you’re riding in a chevy and you feel something heavy…
Not enough blood and sweat, I’ll pass.
If the sauce was a little thicker, maybe, but thatās just gonna slop all over the place