Update:

Since you were all so concerned, I wanted to assure you that I have a new bottle of Frank's. The old spoiled one has been surreptitiously left on an Applebee's table somewhere in the Midwest.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

by Ryclea

7 Comments

  1. Baddog789

    That other one is probably the worst looking sauce I’ve seen. I’m sure they’re enjoying it in the Midwest.

  2. Infamous-Zombie5172

    You left rotten sauce at a restaurant for somebody else to eat?

  3. Exciting_Lab_8074

    How do you even have a bottle of Franks long enough to spoil?

  4. HorrorGuide6520

    The only hot sauce that advertises on TV. Brought to you by the McCormick spice Company.

  5. Doing the lord’s work. Buy all the franks you can find. Less on the shelves is really better for everyone.

    Although I am making buffalo chicken dip later and will be using this garbage so my family can tolerate it.

  6. vaporintrusion

    I’d just do Tabasco or Crystal. Both are private family-owned companies.

    Stay away from private equity or conglomerate owned sauces like Louisiana Hot Sauce or Frank’s.

  7. sterling_mallory

    Hadn’t seen your original post. “something is wrong with ur frank’s” might be the understatement of the century.