even this frozen pizza deserves a better end thank this.
by artie_pdx
26 Comments
EyeYamNegan
That pizza was murdered to make something not pizza. I get that we typically do not include things that are not pizza but that started as pizza before it was murdered so I say guilty.
J_ATB
r/eyeblech I think
(Seems to be banned. that says a lot.)
tiffany_says_this
Yea I don’t understand the whole concept of “washing the pizza sauce and cheese off” just to put this odd combination on top…like why not just buy a plain premade crust they are cheaper then frozen pizza 🤦♀️
SoCalCognac
What an absolute waste. Guilty.
a_duck_in_past_life
It’s just bait. They are making something that evokes emotions of disgust to get you to engage
GNN_Contato
No no!
Do not stop, if you are making a kill, eat the whole thing. bit by bit.
Wheelbite9
Definitely rage bait. You can buy cheaper pre-made crusts a few aisles over at most places selling frozen pizzas.
Threegratitudes
Ragebait or not, obviously a crime. In a related development, Garron is hilarious and you should absolutely follow him.
Voduun-World-Healer
Lmaoooo this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. I’ll give the pizza maker a slap on the wrist for making this content possible. The announcer gets full immunity for the rest of his life
Amish_Juggalo469
Bleach in the eye would be the opposite.
High_On_Gaming_
CRIME. You don’t buy a pizza and wash off the toppings, you just buy the damn dough/base🤦🏻♀️. Hated the video as I hate soggy food-0/10
JD_tubeguy
Total complete crime killing a pizza and then constructing that abomination and freaking microwaving it.
humourlessIrish
Sharing a reaction video should always be an automatic downvote.
Just upload the original
sincubus33
Original is the video equivalent of fighting words. Someone should actually be banned from the internet for life because of this
Mutne_vode
I’m done, I don’t want to see this shit anymore
ALKoholicK-x
Murder and desecration of the pizza’s corpse for braindead tiktok content! GUILTY!! I demand life sentencing!!
Chunklob
Garron is a national treasure
AdevilSboyU
This has the same energy as people who wash expensive electronics with soap and water.
That-Employment-5561
“Hopefully the radiation won’t hurt the microwave.”

Prestigious-Trip-927
The opposite of eye bleach is eyeblech. Not sure if that subreddit still exists, but be careful going there if it does.
Arawn-Annwn
This people, is a pizza hate crime.
The ghosts of my Italian ancestors have risen from their graves to demand I inform all of you that this is far and beyond worse than any hate you might think pineapple was ever worthy of.
NerdGrumpus
This has to be bait…
drsquirrelphd

magseven
He sounds like an Irish Terrance Howard with that quavering voice. “Ray, what are you doin’ to that pizza, mayne?”
Fluid_Fox23
I watched two horror moves tonight and this beats them
26 Comments
That pizza was murdered to make something not pizza. I get that we typically do not include things that are not pizza but that started as pizza before it was murdered so I say guilty.
r/eyeblech I think
(Seems to be banned. that says a lot.)
Yea I don’t understand the whole concept of “washing the pizza sauce and cheese off” just to put this odd combination on top…like why not just buy a plain premade crust they are cheaper then frozen pizza 🤦♀️
What an absolute waste. Guilty.
It’s just bait. They are making something that evokes emotions of disgust to get you to engage
No no!
Do not stop, if you are making a kill, eat the whole thing. bit by bit.
Definitely rage bait. You can buy cheaper pre-made crusts a few aisles over at most places selling frozen pizzas.
Ragebait or not, obviously a crime. In a related development, Garron is hilarious and you should absolutely follow him.
Lmaoooo this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. I’ll give the pizza maker a slap on the wrist for making this content possible. The announcer gets full immunity for the rest of his life
Bleach in the eye would be the opposite.
CRIME. You don’t buy a pizza and wash off the toppings, you just buy the damn dough/base🤦🏻♀️. Hated the video as I hate soggy food-0/10
Total complete crime killing a pizza and then constructing that abomination and freaking microwaving it.
Sharing a reaction video should always be an automatic downvote.
Just upload the original
Original is the video equivalent of fighting words. Someone should actually be banned from the internet for life because of this
I’m done, I don’t want to see this shit anymore
Murder and desecration of the pizza’s corpse for braindead tiktok content! GUILTY!! I demand life sentencing!!
Garron is a national treasure
This has the same energy as people who wash expensive electronics with soap and water.
“Hopefully the radiation won’t hurt the microwave.”

The opposite of eye bleach is eyeblech. Not sure if that subreddit still exists, but be careful going there if it does.
This people, is a pizza hate crime.
The ghosts of my Italian ancestors have risen from their graves to demand I inform all of you that this is far and beyond worse than any hate you might think pineapple was ever worthy of.
This has to be bait…

He sounds like an Irish Terrance Howard with that quavering voice. “Ray, what are you doin’ to that pizza, mayne?”
I watched two horror moves tonight and this beats them
Good Christ, what did I just watch?