Defendant claims: “pizza”

by Oh_Lawd_He_commin420

14 Comments

  1. JD_tubeguy

    That is a blackened mess total crime and I like pizza well done

  2. JTB696699

    The crime is first degree murder of a frozen pizza.

  3. ManAnimalHybrid

    It looks like volcanic rock. You could break it up and fashion the pieces into spearheads.

  4. BuGMoiDroit

    I thought at first this was a close-up of a Jaffa cake.

  5. The_Captain_Whymzi

    As an armchair coroner, I can confirm that this pizza has been killed to death by murder.