Want to feel like you’ve lost on The Apprentice?

I do, for one!

Staring out of the window into the dark and rain, contemplating life, the universe, and everything.

Hungry Horace is a proper greasy spoon café in Speedwell, Bristol, with Formica tables, steamy windows, and piped-in commercial radio.

For one reason or another, it’s more convenient to have breakfast here. It’s cheap and cheerful, and the Speedwell Breakfast is £6.80, including coffee or tea with free refills.