negative effort was put in.. what did you do to the chef? cheat with his wife?
Ubermanthehutt
If was hungry and was trying to make something to eat out of what left I had in the kitchen, I would have it. At a restaurant? To the pillories with the chef.
GamerInfinity1996
I would smash it
SmokeOne1969
It’s either a flatbread or a pizza, not both. Looks terrible either way.
Deathstar-TV
Wtf. This is an abomination of a “pizza” and it’s not even cus there’s hot dog on it!!!! Nahhhh bro I ain’t paying for that shit
PearNo2152
No thank you…
Extension_Swordfish1
This wrong
TheRealRollestonian
It took me a minute to realize the flatbread wasn’t a plate.
gagi11030
Cover it evenly with toppings and I’d fuck with that
useless_traveler
i mean it looks like you are expected to pay money for this hopefully i am wrong
Cannacology
Hello, police? Is like to report a crime.
Voduun-World-Healer
This creation should be incinerated until it’s unrecognizable. Actually, it’s already unrecognizable. Whoever brought this grotesque display into existence deserves a stay in a maximum security prison. Or maybe even the gulag
buffysbangs
I feel like the cook needs a hug before they spiral down further
EyeSimp4Asuka
this is some shitty “my toddler is a picky eater” food…GUILTY
Pyrostasis
Im good. Thx. Please make sure you dispose of that properly.
Cricket730
No way they expected you to pay for that
Simple_Lead_7190
I’d still eat it.
Jesterchunk
It’ll probably taste nice but my goodness is it messy. Misdemeanor at worst.
Candid-Math5098
Homemade it’d be okay though needs to cover the flatbread completely. As a restaurant menu item, it’s a fail.
ZombieFrankReynolds
Nah, I’m good. I had disappointment for lunch. Thanks though!
Yaboi69-nice
Actually maybe I’m just really poor and have barely any standards but this doesn’t look that bad.
Professional-Pen8656
Remember that commercial where the def girl goes to culinary school? Yeah you ain’t her fo sho
VendettaUF234
if I purchased that in a restauraunt and paid good money for it I’d send that shit back. That is silly. Call the manager of the place out to look at it. I’m surprised the waiter brought that out to you looking like that.
sapro23
I wouldn’t feed that sh to bacteria or the last meal to a death row inmate
G-Unit11111
You take a hot dog, stuff it with some jack cheese, fold it in a pizza… you got cheesy blasters!
Steelwraith955
You know, I would’ve given the hotdogs a pass if they were thinly sliced… but this, I would have to say guilty.
garagedooropener5150
My wife makes something like this.
Chef Boyardee pizza crust kit, cut hot dogs, CELERY and cheddar cheese. It looks just as disgusting as it sounds and NO, I’ve never eaten it.
She says, “This is what mom made when we were kids.” Yeah, and your mom is well known to be a shitty cook.
Lagunamountaindude
This is definitely a 2am pizza
bustachong
I don’t think anyone should eat a pizza that was rendered inside an N64.
solidpeyo
And people paid money for this
ManAnimalHybrid
Not all abhorrent behavior is necessarily criminal. This is a breach of norms and tradition, but not a crime.
IguanaSkinnedSlides
3 years Fed time 3 years parole
DoodleDrop
yikes. the idea might have potential but whoever cooked this disaster couldnt even make a cheese pizza right if they tried
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negative effort was put in.. what did you do to the chef? cheat with his wife?
If was hungry and was trying to make something to eat out of what left I had in the kitchen, I would have it. At a restaurant? To the pillories with the chef.
I would smash it
It’s either a flatbread or a pizza,
not both. Looks terrible either way.
Wtf. This is an abomination of a “pizza” and it’s not even cus there’s hot dog on it!!!! Nahhhh bro I ain’t paying for that shit
No thank you…
This wrong
It took me a minute to realize the flatbread wasn’t a plate.
Cover it evenly with toppings and I’d fuck with that
i mean it looks like you are expected to pay money for this hopefully i am wrong
Hello, police? Is like to report a crime.
This creation should be incinerated until it’s unrecognizable. Actually, it’s already unrecognizable. Whoever brought this grotesque display into existence deserves a stay in a maximum security prison. Or maybe even the gulag
I feel like the cook needs a hug before they spiral down further
this is some shitty “my toddler is a picky eater” food…GUILTY
Im good. Thx. Please make sure you dispose of that properly.
No way they expected you to pay for that
I’d still eat it.
It’ll probably taste nice but my goodness is it messy. Misdemeanor at worst.
Homemade it’d be okay though needs to cover the flatbread completely. As a restaurant menu item, it’s a fail.
Nah, I’m good. I had disappointment for lunch. Thanks though!
Actually maybe I’m just really poor and have barely any standards but this doesn’t look that bad.
Remember that commercial where the def girl goes to culinary school? Yeah you ain’t her fo sho
if I purchased that in a restauraunt and paid good money for it I’d send that shit back. That is silly. Call the manager of the place out to look at it. I’m surprised the waiter brought that out to you looking like that.
I wouldn’t feed that sh to bacteria or the last meal to a death row inmate
You take a hot dog, stuff it with some jack cheese, fold it in a pizza… you got cheesy blasters!
You know, I would’ve given the hotdogs a pass if they were thinly sliced… but this, I would have to say guilty.
My wife makes something like this.
Chef Boyardee pizza crust kit, cut hot dogs, CELERY and cheddar cheese. It looks just as disgusting as it sounds and NO, I’ve never eaten it.
She says, “This is what mom made when we were kids.”
Yeah, and your mom is well known to be a shitty cook.
This is definitely a 2am pizza
I don’t think anyone should eat a pizza that was rendered inside an N64.
And people paid money for this
Not all abhorrent behavior is necessarily criminal. This is a breach of norms and tradition, but not a crime.
3 years Fed time 3 years parole
yikes. the idea might have potential but whoever cooked this disaster couldnt even make a cheese pizza right if they tried