We’re offering a plea deal: in exchange for dropping public intoxication charges, the court will order the defendant to use that spoon to dollop the guac onto the pizza rather than dipping the whole thing in there like a madman.
We understand you’re just having a good time and would like you to continue having one, but please have a sense of decorum, sir. You’re already on thin ice with that mild hot sauce from Taco Bell.
WiseSalamander00
I am mexican and I don’t approve of you calling that guac
ThatDeuce
Dude, that is some poor effort looking guac there.
Guac on a cold pizza for leftovers is an interesting choice, but that guac could have used more effort, at least in a smoother mash.
Ok-Manufacturer27
Can confirm delicious
Flying_Saucer_Attack
Yuck
nonconsenual_tickler
Probably taste good
LevelsOfCocaineBrain
Is the pizza in the room with us right now?
Lucid-Machine
What is up with the guacamole? I had no idea they made guacamole packets. There are so few ingredients.
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I almost tagged NSFW
COLD pizza with guac gets you sent to pizza *PRISON!*
Why piss off one culture, when you can piss off two!
Honestly… would.
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DESGUSTANG
Is this somehow directed at /r mtg ?? Because the tmnt set is HOT GARBAGE all of those cards are pizza crimes
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We’re offering a plea deal: in exchange for dropping public intoxication charges, the court will order the defendant to use that spoon to dollop the guac onto the pizza rather than dipping the whole thing in there like a madman.
We understand you’re just having a good time and would like you to continue having one, but please have a sense of decorum, sir. You’re already on thin ice with that mild hot sauce from Taco Bell.
I am mexican and I don’t approve of you calling that guac
Dude, that is some poor effort looking guac there.
Guac on a cold pizza for leftovers is an interesting choice, but that guac could have used more effort, at least in a smoother mash.
Can confirm delicious
Yuck
Probably taste good
Is the pizza in the room with us right now?
What is up with the guacamole? I had no idea they made guacamole packets. There are so few ingredients.